"Um, I want to say Kaede, but I don't want to offend Kirumi..."

"I won't be offended, Saihara."

*leaves*

"Um okay, Kaede I think."

"Can I say Shuichi?"

"I can't be classed as a maid until I've worn a mai-"

"...Oh no..."

"Y'know, I don't think I need to explain what's gonna happen next."

"No, Kaede. I am not putting on a maid's outfit."

"I'll put it on you then!"

"No!"

10 minutes of wriggling and girly screaming later:

"There is no way I am stepping outside this room."

"Oh come on, Shuichi, not this again!"

"No!"

"I'll open the door myself."

"P-Please don't!"

"But you look great in it!"

"I can detect sarcasm from behind a door, you know!"

"But it's a long skirt! They won't see anything!"

"It's a SKIRT!"

"I'm opening it in 5, 4, 3..."

*BAM*

"That wasn't five seconds!"

"But it's adorable!"

"N-No it isn't..."