"Ah, well, I th-thought the way Iruma-San was saying what she was doing sounded a bit d-dirty, but-"

"You know nothing about dirtiness!"
*drenches with holy water*

*squeals from the cold and dampness*

"H-Hey! That's cold! Stop!"

"A-As I was saying... it sounded kind of dirty, but that's just Miu, really. Everything she says has some sort of hidden innuendo."

*Author comes in dragging someone behind her*

"Ah, who's that?"

*reveals the person who is speaking in a language neither author or Shuichi can understand*

(Translation)
"The power of atua compels all knowledge of dirty things!¡!"

*nothing happens*

'Um nothing happened. I should pretend it worked...'

K that was long...