*barges in* "Well personally I found that hilario-!"

"A-Author-San, s-stop..."

"Ah, sorry. Carry on, Shuichi-Kun!"

*Author left*

"W-Well, that love hotel thing was strange on its own, but with Kokichi, it was even weirder... I was a bit nervous, but I wouldn't say that... I-I disliked it..."

*Shuichi passes out from embarrassment at what he just admitted*

"Okay so I'm gonna have to pop in since my son is now on the floor."

*Picks boi up*

"So basically he didn't dislike his time with Kokichi. So I guess my son is a bit gay, though he definitely seems head over heels for Kaede."

*Lays Shuichi in his room and calls to Kokichi*

"Sorry Panta-Boi!"

"WAAAAHH SAIHARA-CHAN DOESNT LOVE MEEEE!"

"He doesn't hate you though..."