*dying inside from the crippling social anxiety*

"It's just your wife, Shuichi."

"I know, but being out of character is weird."

*making his way over to Kaede while muttering 'my neck, my back, my anxiety attack'*

*grabs Kaede's shoulders*

"AAA!"

"Mō, Shuichi! Don't scare me like that!"

"Sorry, you're just too cute."

*screaming inside*

"..."

"Mō!!"

"Haha, you're all flustered."

*Pins him against the wall( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

"Let me tell you something, Shuichi."

"You. Are. The. Adorable. One."

"So therefore, I can deduce that you were requested to tease me."

"But... I get to tease you first...!"

"U-Uhm, w-why are you staring at me like that...?"