"What's tha-"

*reads the description*
"O-Oh..."

"So, Shuichi, how would you feel?"

"I-I, what?!"

(Breaking out the ol' blushing sprites)

"She'd only have to put on the ninja costume and- ta-da! You have a big tiddie ninja girl!"

"P-Please don't talk about her like that..."

"Sorry! I shouldn't talk about your wife like that."

*moves away*
*whispers*
"I don't think it's a question of how he would feel, but rather how his - you know - would be feeling."