"Oh? He does?"

"It isn't from being forced into getting drunk again, is it?"

"I'm afraid it is."

"*sigh* He really is a pushover for being coaxed into things."

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"Hello, Saihara. How are you doing?"

"Uuuuuuuughhhhhh..."

"I see. What seems to be the problem?"

"My head feels like it's being jackhammered... and my stomach is kind of sore..."

"I see, I will get you some aspirins for the pain and then you must rest and stay hydrated. You just have a hangover."

"However, let this be a lesson to you that you shouldn't be coaxed into things like this. You are a good person, and if you were to spiral downwards, that would be a most saddening fate."

"I-I'm sorry, Tojo..."

"(I can't help but feel like she's overreacting about me spiralling downwards...)"

Jesus I'm so slow I'm so so sorry