"Ouma...Sai...?"

"Ouma and Shuichi?! But that's-"

"What's wrong?"

"People ship you and Ouma."

"..."

*walks away in embarrassment*

Number one:
(Ohwait I need to download sai Ouma pics brb)

"Sore wa chigau yo! Shuichi's too timid and shy to do that!"

"Surely Ouma would be 'on top'!"

Number two:

*squeak*

"My pure mind has been tainted."

"But you've already done it with Shui-!"

"Shush, you!"

"I'm grieving for my mind that hadn't ever seen h-hentai..."

Later:

"Hey, Kaede!"

"..."

"A-Are you okay?"

*nods unconvincingly*

"Why tf haven't I updated this in two days ho-ly shit"