"D-Do I have to...?"

"I guess you can just have a few drinks, if you're that worried."

*note: he's a pretty big lightweight, but he hasn't realised it yet, given he's only gotten drunk once and barely remembers it*

"O...Okay..."

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"AaAaAaAa...!"

"Shuichi, why are you yelling?"

"Kaaaeedeee!"

*Shuichi proceeds to literally yeet himself into Kaede in some half-assed, drunken attempt at a hug*

"Woah there, careful!"

"I love you, Kaaede...!"

"I love you too, but please warn me before body-slamming me."

"A-Are you mad at me...? I'm sorry..."

"No, I'm not mad, I promise!"

"P-Please don't shout..."

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The next morning

"Hey, Shuichi, how are y-"

"Woah, you don't look so good!"

"ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˢʰᵒᵘᵗ, ⁱᵗ ʰᵘʳᵗˢ..."

"O-Oh yeah, sorry."