What_The_Fanfics asked: Sherlock and Jim, who eats the most toast? Who gets angry at the other for eating the most toast? Who's the loudest in bed?

Mycroft how do you feel about their relationship?

Sherlock: I'm not sure whether to be worried you're asking about toast or to question if it's normal for a couple to argue over toast...

Jim: I'm not a big fan of toast. It's messy and my mum always had a fixation on making sure no crumbs not in the butter, jam etc so I usually avoided it. I still do, just out of habit, really. Sherlock doesn't eat loads of toast but if he did, I'd probably get annoyed about crumbs. Although, when you live with Sherlock, the last thing you need to worry about being left on the table or in the butter is crumbs.

Sherlock: I wouldn't contaminate our food, not without letting you know not to eat it.

Jim: Not on purpose but you don't put things away, it's a miracle you haven't poisoned anyone by accident yet.

Sherlock: I'm careful!

Jim: *nods, not convinced&

Sherlock: *huffs* I hate you.

Jim: Back to the question, yeah.. Neither of us eat a lot of it but if anyone were to get annoyed at the other eating it, it'd probably be me getting annoyed at Sherlock.

Sherlock: I'm going to eat it just to annoy you.

Jim: That's cruel.

Sherlock: *shrugs*

Jim: *sarcastic* Such a loving boyfriend I have....

Sherlock: Considering Jim answered the last one for us both, I'll answer the next one. Who's loudest in bed? Probably me, if we're being honest. Jim is quiet in bed, speaking quietly if at all and communicating mainly through touches. Unless the mood calls for something a little more vocal...

Jim: *nodding in agreement* Yeah, that's probably about right. Sherlock isn't really loud, though. He's on the quiet side too but he's louder than me in bed for sure.

Sherlock: *nods*

Mycroft: *waits a few moments to ensure they're done speaking* Happy probably isn't the word I'd use to describe how I feel about the relationship. It's likely I'd lose my job if it came to light that it's within my power to arrest Moriarty. I'm not disappointed, angry or upset, either. As long as Moriarty doesn't hurt Sherlock in anyway and doesn't drag Sherlock into his.. work, then I've got no objections to their relationship. Moriarty does genuinely care for my brother and that's a good enough reason to leave them be. Despite what Sherlock may believe, I am only interested in ensure his safety and happiness.

Sherlock + Jim: *share a look before smiling gently at one another*

Jim: Thank you.

Mycroft: *blinks in surprise before nodding*

Sherlock: Maybe one day they'll all be able to trust Jim.

Jim: And maybe one day pigs will learn to fly and snakes will sprout legs. Let's not hope for the impossible, love.

Sherlock: *sighs but nods*