Author-Chan:Well, I love America(1p though), why wouldn't I love my husband?~ *clings onto his arm* 2p is cool too, i guess. Both Belarus' are awesome!
America:0-0
Russia:1p-America and I may fight at times but before the Cold War, ve vere good friends, now, ve have forgiven each other and starting to be better friends again~ I don't enjoy 2p-America's company much though... Though if he vants to become one, he can, all are velcome! Little sister terrifies me though... Both of them. Her 2p may be not uh.. Stalkish, but can be very homocidal if she vants too..
2p-Russia:1p is an idiotic,clueless,braindead,useless bastàrd. 2p, though... He is uh.. Okay.(tsundere bby). 2p Belarus is funny to scare, vhile her 1p is just... Crazy.
America:Not cool dude .-.
Author-Chan:W-whAT? LET ME AT HIM *snarls spanish curses*
Russia:N-nyet! No violence allowed! *holds her back* Um- Ve'll have to go now, D-DO SVEDANYA (sorry if i spelled it wrong)