(Portal opens and Rick and Morty walk out of it )

Rick Sanchez : "Alright Morty this should be the dimension where you and Jessica Hooked up had sex and had 5 kids, which I've never imagined what they would look like so you fill in the gaps."

Morty Smith : "Oh my god no more waiting 20 fucking years for this I'm finally going to see me as a father to my children next to the love of my life."

Rick Sanchez : "So you're reaaalllyyy happy that your going to see your own future Morty."

Morty Smith : "Of course Rick I mean why should I be afraid I love Jessica and would love to see us as a couple, I mean why would I ever be afraid now Rick ?"

Rick Sanchez : "Because news flash Morty you might not like what your going to see you dumb shit, take it from someone who's a billion times smarter than you'll ever be and have seen the most fucked up shit your stupid little teenage mind can never deal with!!!!!"

(Morty notices something in the distance)

Rick Sanchez : "Oh don't think you can easily walk out of this by staring at something in distance which I'm not fucking looking at because I'm talking to you Morty and just you.

Morty Smith : "Errmm Rick ???"

Rick Sanchez  : "No shut up, look at me, and listen to some huge world changing shit Morty."

Morty Smith : "Rick ?!?!?!!"

Rick Sanchez : "stop looking at whatever your looking at because there's no way your going to get out of this with your sanity in check because that will be flying out the fucking window."

       (Morty Smith grabs Ricks head)

Morty Smith : "Rick just look at this look at this !!!!!!!!"

Rick Sanchez : "Morty take your damn hands off... what !?!?!??!!"

Morty Smith : "Yeah now you see it!!!"

Rick Sanchez : "Morty."

Morty Smith : "Yeah."

Rick Sanchez : "What the fuck did you do to my portal gun!!!!!"

Morty Smith : "Wait seriously there's a white wall with a orange w on it and you think I did this!!!!!"

Rick Sanchez : "Well no duh Morty I typed in the cordinates to this exact universe, you must of tried to find a universe with hot teenage girls there who want to mate with you therefore breaking my fucking portal gun!!!" 

Morty Smith : "No I didn't you got the cordinates wrong!!!!"

Rick Sanchez : "Like fuck I did!!!!!"

Morty Smith : "Fuck it then let's just leave and go back home then try again."

Rick Sanchez : "Nope that's a can't do"

Morty Smith : "What!!!!!!! Why!!!!"

Rick Sanchez : "Morty it's stuck on this dimension we can't leave and shit!!!!!"

Morty Smith : "What shit what do you mean by shit what's happening what's going on."

Rick Sanchez : "Morty we can't leave because these are false cordinates, this is a trap we're stuck here to answer questions for a long time Morty, we're basically in a q&a morty."

Morty Smith : "Well I guess that dosent sound that bad."

Rick Sanchez : "Oh you would say that wouldn't you Morty."

(Rick opens up his bottle of booze)

Morty Smith : "Wait you went this long without drinking and getting drunk with your burps happening whilst you talk ?!?!?!"

Rick Sanchez : "Well it is the end so why not, see you next time folks where we'll be answering your questions and remember there is no God, life is a lie and my number one catchphrase is wubba lubba dub dub!!!!!!!"