(Happy Valentines Day! :D
I decided to wait and edit a bit before I posted it, considering there's a ton of questions, but here it is!

Thanks again btw :3 <3)

(Edit: AAA >-< I forgot to mention that there are a couple questions I left out because I really want to do them separately! Don't worry :D)

Dirty-Brother-Killer: Waaaattcchhh Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4 With Undyne And Sans :3
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(*Starts the video*)

Sans!!

Sans: Yeah bro?

They look like they're from that one kids show!!

Sans: Heh... I guess they do...

Undyne: SHUT UP YOU BONE-HEADS I'M TRYING TO WATCH!! >-<

...

--A few minutes later when the weird shit begins--

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Sans: Uh... I think I may have drank a little too much ketchup... 

Undyne: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? THIS IS SO COOL!! >-<

WHY ARE THEY SCREAMING!?! STOP IT!! Q^Q

*Papyrus has ditched*

Sans: Pap wait!!

...

...

Sans: Digital dancing? Wtf...?

Undyne: SHHH XD

...

...

(*Video ends*)

Sans: did his head just...

Undyne: I'm totally showing Alphys this...

Sans: I take it back... I need more ketchup...

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Wolffang1795:*reappears* Hi again Pappy, could you and Sans watch the 'Charlie the unicorn' videos and tell me your opinion of them afterwards?
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(Only the first one for now :3
*Video starts*)

Sans: *Immediately begins laughing*

Oh.

My.

God.

UNICOOOORNS!!! :D

Sans: *Can't stop laughing*

Sans calm down, you're gonna suffocate yourself!

...

...

Candy mountain...?

Sans: *Literally crying*

SANS IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!! >-<

Sans: *Gains control* Okay, okay I'm good... XD

*Letters start singing*

Sans: *Bursts into laughter again*

Oh my god...

...

...

(*Video ends*)

D:

...

Sans: *On the floor*

SANS IT'S NOT FUNNY HE JUST LOST HIS KIDNEY!! Q^Q

Sans: It's just a video Charlie, don't take it seriously... XD

BUT-

...

...

...Did you just...

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frisk1: Oh, Sans, *puts arm around shoulders* How are you? I haven't seen you since our little *squeezes tighter* incident. I hope you've learned from your little... mistake. If not then... *slides finger across throat* Well bye! That was a nice talk!
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Sans: ;-; Bye kiddo...

I don't know what you did when you delivered that letter, but it seems to have made Frisk happy!! :D

Sans: Heh... Guess you could say that...

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happy-tree-friends:
I just noticed that the Undertale characters look like they're from Terraria...
Your Thoughts?
"Mr. Hurricane"
XD
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What's Terraria?

Sans: It's a game Pap...

Oh!!

Can I play it!?

Sans: If... You want...? Aren't you gonna answer the question first?

(Nope, I'm gonna do it! :D)

Sans: Oh...

(I think they just look like it because both games were made in a similar style. I can definitely see where you're coming from though :3)

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Kutekitsune99: Hi guys I'm back and I met someone VERRY cool (drages golden Freddy to there doorstep) SOOOOOO? *golden Freddy is not impressed * lol you guys look a little chilled to the bone HEHE SORRY I'll leave now BY GOLDIE HAVE A GOOD TIME... :3
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OHMYGODNOHOWCOULDYOUDOTHIS-

Sans: Not again...

*Papyrus has left the building screaming*

Sans: Bro he didn't even enter the house yet...

...

Sans: Bro?

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happycheetha32: 1) Hey papyrus! Do you have genitals?
2) do you play computer video games besides going on forums?
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(My apologies, this was the first thing that came to mind XD
And did I mention how much I love the new update?)

Uh... On to question 2 then...?

*Ahem*

The Great Papyrus has played a few games, however I'm way to busy to do lazy things like that!
Besides, I'd rather answer questions!!

Sans on the other hand....

Well...

Sans is just... Sans...

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CocaColaSquid: Papyrus I dare you to slam you face onto a plate of spaghetti next to you on the table XD
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Wont that hurt...?

Sans: Naaah, just try it bro...

It sounds childish...

But since you asked!!

*Slams face onto spaghetti*

...

*whoopie cushion noise*

SAAAANS!!

Sans: *Laughing* Gee... Was that you or the spaghetti? XD

*Holding back laughter*

T-THAT WAS REALLY... I-IMMATURE!!

Sans: Come on bro, your smiling...

I AM AND I STILL HATE IT!! >-<

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Forgottengirl244: Hey Papyrus have you ever had Mac And Cheese? *eats Mac And Cheese* You should really try it if you haven't.
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The Great Papyrus loves Mac And Cheese!!

It's actually one of the few meals I like other then spaghetti!!

...

I wish I knew how to make it...

Undyne: I GOT YOU COVERED, PAPYRUS!! *Dumps a load of cooking supplies next to him*

Undy-?

Undyne: LETS DO THIS!!

...

WOWIE!! :D

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Troxii: PAPYRUS
HOLD COOKED SPAGHETTI AND FILM YOU SAYING 'SLAPCAM' THEN HITTING SANS IN THE FACE.
(Shh, don't tell Sans. I'll help you make the spaghetti. eue)
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(Pffft XD *Holds up a camera*)

*Grabs a plate of leftover spaghetti and runs into Sans' bedroom*

NYEH-HEH-HEH!!

Sans: Pap-?

*Throws the plate of spaghetti into Sans' face*

SLAAAAPCAAAAM!! :D

Sans: ;-; *Thumbs up* N-Nice one, P-Pap... *Le dies*

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT HIS HP!! D:

(Oh...)

SANS NOOO Q^Q

(Chill, I got this, *revives Sans*)

Sans: Aw... So soon?

How did you-?

(Shh just go with it ;D)

...?

SAAANS!! *Hugs Sans*

Sans: Hey, Pap... You really slapped me silly, huh?

SAaaaAAAAaanSSSSss!!

Sans: Heh... XD

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Troxii: Papyrus
Wear a dress and see how Sans reacts. ;u;
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*Is wearing Mettaton's dress*

Sans: Pap why...

Come on Sans, don't I look gorgeous!? ;D

Sans: Please never say that again...

I'm really glad Mettaton let me use this dress-

Sans: I'm not...

-It looks a lot better then the one Toriel wanted me to wear

Sans: At least that one fit...

SANS!!

Sans: Just telling the truth, bro... ;-;

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The_Realistic_Girl: Did you guys go to school? If so, how was it?
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Sans: Naah... School wasn't really my thing...

You probably just slept the whole time anyways!

Sans: Not the whole time...

*Ahem*

Anyways,
The Great Papyrus did go to school for a while!

However... Well lets just say Sans decided to pull me out of it and teach me himself after a while!
I'm not sure why though...

Either way, The Great Papyrus is very educated!! :D

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TheDerpRoleplayer: Thoughts on humans?
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Well most humans are very kind, and many of them really like The Great Papyrus, and I can't say that I blame them!!

However,

Some humans Sans told me to avoid, he said they were dangerous. I find that hard to believe though, everyone can be good if they just try...
Maybe they're just lonely? They probably just want a friend, right Sans?

...

Sans?

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KristinaKennedy: Imma just hug you guys because I can *hugs Frisk Sans and Papyrus all at once*
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Thank you kind human!! The Great Papyrus accepts your hug!! :D

Sans: Thanks, kiddo...

Frisk: ^-^

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Darkprincess225: Pap, Sans, do you two know who Error sans is?
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(Just you know... One of my favorite AU's ever... XD)

What's an "AU" ?

Sans: Alternate Universe...

Of course you would know something like that, Sans...

Sans: Of course...

Do you know who Error Sans is then?

Sans: ...Well...No...

PositiveCupcake: I don't know if this has been asked yet (I apologize if it has) Papy what do you think of Undertale Au's, and which one is your favorite?

Um...

(Here, Pap)

Dear Asgore that's a lot of Sans'

Sans: o-o woah...

Hey! That one Sans has a scarf, just like The Great Papyrus!!

(That's Underswap)

Sans: Error's the one on the ceiling, right?

(Yup :3)

Sans: woah...

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Jewell_20: Papyrus have you ever wanted to get a pool and fill it entirely with spaghetti?
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No...

BUT NOW I DO!! :D

Sans: Pap wait-

UNDYNE!! WE'RE GETTING A POOL RIGHT NOW!!

Undyne: A POOL!? SWEET!!

Sans: I never agreed to this-

DON'T WORRY SANS, WE'LL BE BACK SOON!! :D

Sans: Wait-

...

Sans: Pap...?

...

Sans: Well...

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Astoryteller10: Pap,does Undyne curse?
Also...do you curse?
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Well actually-

Undyne: PFFT!! CURSE!? WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT!?

Um-

Undyne: AND PAPYRUS? HE'S NEVER SPOKEN A SWEAR IN HIS LIFE!!

Sans: ...

Sans: About that...

Maybe once or twice, but they were for good reasons!!

Sans: My puns are good reasons?

Yes, especially when they get out of hand!! >-<

Sans: Okay so the Netflix and chill thing was pretty bad, but-

Saaaans!

Sans: Sorry, Pap... XD

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Astoryteller10: *holds up drawing of Papyrus*
Can I get a autograph from The Great Papyrus?!
:D
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Of course you can!!

*Signs the beautiful drawing*

I hope you're satisfied, human!!

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Sans: You alright, Pap?

I just gave my very first autograph!!! QuQ

Sans: Guess you did, huh?

I'm finally getting recognition!!! QuQ

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Mystic_Mind: Papyrus! How close are you and Undyne? (Like as friends)
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I've known Undyne since I was just a baby-bone...

Sans: Heh.. So was she a guppy?

Undyne: >-< Say that again!! I dare you!!

Sans: *Backs away*

*Ahem*

Anyways, I'd say we're close, but not as close as well...

...Her and youknowwho...

Undyne: Alphys has a name, you know!?

Sans: Lisa the dinosaur... XD

Undyne: SANS I WILL END YOU!! >-<

Sans: *Runs away laughing*

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bnmowat: Now sans....... I got a question for you.... Have you seen the stronger than you undertale amv?
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Sans: You mean that video I sang in? Yeah... I guess that was pretty cool...

Can I watch it!? :D

Sans: Naah... you wouldn't like it...

Of course I would!! You're in it!!

Sans: It's not very good...

You just said it was cool!!

Sans: I did?

SANS!!

Sans: Sorry Pap... Just trust me, okay?

...

Fine...

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Forgottengirl244: Okay so sans what's the best thing about papyrus? Papyrus what's the best thing about sans? Frisk what's the best part of knowing such cool people?
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Sans: Would it sound cliche if I said, everything?

Of course not!! It's the correct answer!!

And well...

I guess even though they're absolutely terrible, you wouldn't be Sans without your horrific puns...

Sans: Thanks bro ;D

What about you, Frisk?

Frisk: ... *Thinking*

???

Frisk: *Hugs the skele-bros* They all love me no matter what ^-^

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whitewolfy321: Papyrus hey can you make me the best meal ever?
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Well that's easy!!

*Quickly makes a batch of spaghetti!!*

Sans: Doesn't a meal involve multiple things...?

Of course!!

*Holds up Spaghetti ice cream and a cup of Spaghetti sauce*

Friiiiisk!! :D

Frisk: ???

I hope you're hungry!!

Frisk: ;-; *Takes the plate of food and cup*

Sans: Bone... Appétit...?

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KristinaKennedy: Hey Papyrus and Sans
Just wanted to know ur opinion on stuffed animals
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The Great Papyrus loves stuffed animals, however I find action figures to be more interesting!

In fact!!

I even have a collection of them!! :D

Arial: *Is chewing on one*

D: ARIAL NOOOO!!!

Arial: *Purring*

>-< Give that back!! *Reaches for the action figure*

Arial: o-o *Runs away still chewing on it*

Sans: *Ignoring the whole situation*

Sans!! Get up you lazy bones and get my action figure!!!

Sans: Okay... *Levitates the skele-kitty into the air*

Sans you didn't even stand up!!

Sans: Well she's grown a lot... I cant exactly pick her up on my own now...

*Sighs and grabs the action figure*

Arial: *Doesn't let go*

*tugs on it* Arial let go!!

Arial: *Bites harder*

*tugs harder* ARIAL!!! >-<

Sans: *Laughing* Give us a moment...

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Darkprincess225: Papy, Sans...Have you two ever watched SkydoesMinecraft? Or even Jacksepticeye or Markiplier in that matter? If not... *throws SkydoesMinecraft, Septic eye Sam, and tiny box Tim plushies at them*
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The Great Papyrus has been catching up on these Youtubers!!

Jack is my favorite though, he yells a lot!! Just like me!! :D

Sans: What about Cry...?

I... Haven't watched him yet...

Sans: I guess he doesn't yell very often...

(But he has the voice of an angel ;-;)

Sans: ...Okay...?

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The_Realistic_Girl: Papyrus, have you ever seen Starwars?
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Uh... No...

Sans has though, but he watches everything that has to do with space... You know.. Science?

Sans: The only class I didn't fail... XD

Didn't you have a job as an assistant or something once?

Sans: Yeah... lets not talk about that...

Oh, right...

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Mystic_Mind: Papyrus can u give me advise on how to make an evil cute flower (referring to Flowey) happy?
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Well-

Sans: My honest advice-

Flowey: NO >-<

Sans: Tell it puns til it has no choice but to smile ;D

Flowey: Don't listen to this Smiley Trashbag...

Sans: Heh... thanks Daisy...

Flowey: TREW$%SFDG*(%^&!#GSDR

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Astoryteller10: *GASP*
IF HUMANS HAVE SKELETONS ON THE INSIDE...
AND YOUR ALREADY ONE...
Oh.
My.
Gosh.
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...

SANS!!

Sans: Huh?

DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE RELATED TO HUMANS!?!?!

Sans: I.. don't know-

I WAS RIGHT!!

HUMANS EVOLVED FROM SKELETONS!!!

THEY JUST... GAINED SQUISHY ARMOUR!!!

Sans: Uh... sure, bro...?

WAIT TIL I TELL UNDYNE ABOUT MY NEW DISCOVERY!! :D

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MissTieDie: Hey pap. i have spaghetti... that EXPIRED. jk jk here have this fresh one. *hands him it*
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Thank you, human!! :D

Sans: He probably would have eaten it anyways...

I would not!!

Don't you know it's bad to eat expired things!?

Sans: Of course, Pap...

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ElementalCelesteFox: Papyrus is it true your spaghetti is GREAT LIEK U MU FRIEND?! :3
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OF COURSE IT'S GREAT!!

OF COURSE I'M GREAT!!

I'M THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!

THE GREATEST GREAT GREAT CHEF OF ALL!!

:D

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ElementalCelesteFox: Papyrus um..........ok quick question.....I'm trying to think...ok! If you had a plate of spaghetti and you fell and dropped it would put it in your pocket or leave it on the floor? O///////O D-don't ask w-why I asked it j-just tell m-me!!!
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Uh...

Well I definitely wouldn't leave it lying helplessly on the floor!!

Who do you think I am? Sans?

Sans: That's not true-

*Points at all of the socks on the floor*

Sans: ...

Sans: ok

Anyways!!

Obviously if I had pockets, that's where I'd put it!!

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CreepyDoll13: What is both of your opinions on Fontcest?
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What is Fontcest...?

Sans: I'm... Not sure actually...

(Uh... I wouldn't-)

Sans: *Googles it*

...

...

Sans: *leaves the room*

Sans!?

You never told me what it was!!

...

*Peeks at the computer*

...

...

*Follows Sans out of the room*

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(aaaand that about wraps it up!!
Thank you guys again for all the amazing feedback, and I hope I answered all of your questions! :D)