ShadowLightning: Papyrus. Will you *pause* make spaghetti with me? Or at least teach my how to
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*gasp*
How did you know that...
Spaghetti is my specialty!?

Well... I have mentioned it quite a bit, haven't I?
*Ahem*

I, The Great Papyrus, will gladly give you lessons on cooking spaghetti!!

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Shh! Can't you see that I'm busy, "admin"!?

Anyways, first thing you'll want to do is get all the ingredients you'll need!

*Grabs a package of spaghetti*

Okay!! Now that you've got all-

Sans: Um... Papyrus, don't you need a pot and some sau-

Shh, I've got this Sans, it's okay!

*Ahem*

As I was saying, once you've gotten the ingredients, you just need to-...

*picks up spaghetti and watches as all the noodles fall out from the bottom of the package*

...

HUMAN!!

(Wha-?)

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!?

(B-But it wasn't-)

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE SPAGHETTI!?

Sans: *snickers* I think it dropped dead...

(I'm not even there to drop it!!!)

WELL-.... Actually... That is a really good point...

...

SAAAANNNSSS!!!

Sans: *is dying of laughter*

*sigh*
My apologies human, but it looks as though we may have to post-pone today's lesson...