Charrett_: Hey! I'm a human and I would like to ask: Will you go on a date with me?? I like puzzles and can (soon) learn to make spaghetti!!

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Hello there human! I, The....
D-Date!?
U-Um-... W-Well you see...
T-The Great Papyrus is flattered, r-really, but...
W-Well...

I cannot accept your request!
.... ;-;
It's great you enjoy the wonderful art of puzzles, and beautiful... precious... delicious... SPAGHETTI!!
However...
I, Papyrus, will sadly admit that I have made this mistake once before, but it won't happen again!

Don't worry human, for I will do what I did before; Help you settle for second best!!

So,
Don't cry because I wont kiss you, because I don't even have-... Wait a minute....
Haven't I already made that pun!?
Oh no...

GAH-!!
SANS!!
YOU'VE TOLD SO MANY HORRIFIC PUNS, THAT I'M STARTING TO TELL THEM TOO!!
NYOO-HOO-HOO!!!!