Dman009: Hey, Papyrus! Question! Can I have a hug?
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Why of course you can, human! I-...
I-.......
I have never given a hug before... ;-;

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*ahem* Of course, there is Sans...

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I uh-... I must be prepared to give you the very best hug you've ever received!! But worry not!! I managed to scrap up a handbook on how to give someone a very great hug, in hopes that one day someone like you would stumble along-....

*After two hours of rambling on*

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*Gives you the greatest hug you've ever gotten*

See!? Did you ever doubt The Great Papyrus!? :D