LinkedWolf: I've got a question... Were you ever once... Human? If so, how did you become a skeleton? How are you even alive? How's it feel like? Why are you so tall while Sans is so short?
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Gee, that's a lot of questions...
Alright, lets start from the beginning...

Was I once human?
I don't believe so, and if I ever was, I definitely don't remember.
Sans, being as lazy as he is, seems to remember these things much better then I do...

Anyways, I don't see how I could possibly be human,
Unless..

Unless humans do actually descend from skeletons!! In which case, I've proved many people wrong!!
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Now a question of how I'm living is one I myself don't know the answer to.
That's like asking why my spaghetti is so delicious, it just is!! :D

And... You mean how it feels to be a skeleton?
Well... It's um...
You see this is the part where I'm supposed to make a pun, but I've been trying not to-

Sans: It's actually pretty humerus...

SANS!!

Sans: What?

*Sigh*

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And also,
Skeletons have growth spurts to, you know?
I guess it was tired of Sans' puns and just skipped by him...

Sans: No longer humerus... ;-;