MissTieDie: hey its my first time asking a question. so... i have a FEW..i said a few questions.
1. Have you heard about Minecraft, Papyrus?
2. Admin..yes admin, dont go crazy because I asked you a question. ahem. what is life?
3. papyrus....sigh...do u know wut hentai is?

Dont rage at me cuz of these questions. I'll hit u...with a kawaii potato.
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1:

(*Trying very hard not to blurt out*)

The Great Papyrus loves Minecraft!!

Sans: I thought you said you didn't...?

Well...

The only thing I don't realy like is the fact that the monsters constantly attack you.

That's not realistic at all!!

Sans: Well you know that game was made before we-

Not only that, but since when did they assume we could use bows and arrows!?

I almost shot Sans in the foot the first time I picked one up!

Sans: ;-; one HP bro... Please never pick up another bow....

Worry not, brother!!

The Great Papyrus wont touch another bow ever again!!

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Undyne: Hey Pap!!

Hello Undyne!! :D

Undyne: I heard you tried archery once!

Sans: nononono-

Undye: Wanna learn!? *Hands him a bow*

Um... Well...

Sans: Pap dont-

Of course!!

Undye: Sweet!! :D

Sans: oh no...

Worry not Sans, Undyne is the best trainer there ever was!!

Sans: ok, bro... ;-;

2:

(QUEEEEESTIOOOON!!! :D)

They said not to go crazy!

(Oh... *Ahem*)

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(...Um... Well you're asking someone who doesn't actually have a life sooo.... XD)

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(Actually, I do have a life! It's called the internet!! XD Where I met all of you awesome people!)

3:

Hent-?

Sans: Shh bro it's cool, I got this...

...?

Sans: No, he doesn't know what it is, and he doesn't plan on learning anytime soo-

Isn't that the stuff Alphys watches sometimes?

Sans: ...

...?

Sans: How do you know that?

Well...You know when our computer broke that one time and we had to borrow Alphys'

Sans: Yeah...?

She

Um

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Forgot to close her browsers...

Sans: ...

Sans...?

Sans: Gimme a moment ;D *Teleports away*