Wolffang1795: Aww, here Sans. *hands Sans a glass of milk* Now I know ketchup is amazing, it is my favorite too but you should be so hasty even if you are a skeleton it is usually pretty bad if someone eats something too fast. So please be more careful next time~ :3
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Sans: *Gratefully drinks the milk*

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Sans: Come on Paps, admit it, that pun was on fire!

GAAAH!!

Sans: Whew... Thanks human, you really saved me there...

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Sans: Oh and uh... I'll be sure to be more careful next time, don't worry :D

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Marci-: Ok..I'll admit that was too far and I'm sorry...could you ever forgive me Sans? ;-;

Sans: Huh? Oh, of course! I probably had it coming anyways, you know, begging for ketchup and all...

I wish you'd say that about your puns...

Sans: Don't worry, bro, from here on out my puns will be a lot cooler ;D

SANS!!

Sans: Alright alright! I'll stop XD

Troxyist: How can Sans cough?
He's a skeleton?
He has no lungs?
...
I guess you could say, it took his breath away.

SANS LOOK WHAT YOU'VE STARTED!!

Sans: XD Whoops...

Well... At least they make a good point...

Sans: I suppose the coughing is just part of the whole magic thing... I dunno...