Ask #100
(Alright XD After 3 hours I finally managed to piece this together! Hope you enjoy, and thanks once again <3)
Astoryteller10: Papyrus,do you like Spongebob?
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The Great Papyrus loves Spongebob!!
So does Sans!!
Sans: No I don't...
What!?
You told me you liked Spongebob!!
Sans: I don't...
Well-
Sans: I like Patrick...
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I MEANT THE SHOW, SANS!!
Sans: Oh? XD
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UTFemMettatonEX: Admin: SPAGHETTI IS THE BEST. PASTA IN GENERAL IS AWESOME. (Yes this a question)
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The Great Papyrus agrees with this notion!!!
Sans: I thought you didn't know there were other types of-
SANS!!
Sans: -Pasta...?
*Sigh*
Yes, brother. You're correct.
However!
If it's anything like spaghetti, it's obviously very awesome!!
Sans: I guess that makes sense...
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happy-tree-friends: Papyrus and Sans And Frisk... I Would Like It If You'd React To These Songs... I Prefer This One To Be Papyrus's Theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcyXiL8UEQ0
I Prefer This One As Sans's Theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dU8f4mXszy4
And Frisk's Theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AbMVbvsJHJM
Your Opinions?!
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Sans: Heh... The beginning of mine sounded like spy music or something...
Frisk: *Is jumping up and down like a maniac*
Sans: Jeeze, kiddo! Calm down!
Frisk: *Continues jumping and giggling*
Sans: Why are you-?
Frisk: Zeeeeldaaaa!!!*Jazz Hands*
Sans: Oooooookay? XD
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Sans: Hey... Where'd Papyrus go?
Frisk: *Shrugs*
Sans: Pap!?
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*Is still listening to his fabulous new theme song*
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Sans: Oh...
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SunniGamerX: ASRIEL IS THE PRECIOUSEST OF PRECIOUS CINNIMON ROLLS
Also, *shoves a Cinnimon roll labeled "precious" to Papyrus, because he too is a precious Cinnimon roll!*
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*Stares at the Cinnimon roll*
Sans...?
Sans: What is it, bro? *Holding back laughter*
A-Am I supposed to eat it... Or?
Sans: Nope... *Struggling*
Then... What!?
Sans: ...
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Sans: ...
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You know what?
Sans: Hm?
I'm just gonna keep holding it...
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Hey Papy, what do you think of cats? (Psst! They won't steal your bones or spaghetti!)
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Actually, The Great Papyrus loves cats!
There's one that always shows up at our house, and it's the most fluffiest thing that ever existed!!
It also seems to show up a Sans' station a lot-
Sans: How did you-?
-And I'm pretty convinced Sans loves cats a lot more then me!
Sans: How...?
Sans, I see you petting that cat everyday!!
Sans: But-
And everytime it falls asleep, you do too!
Sans: But-
And I always see you feeding it!
Sans: I-
Don't deny it Sans!!
Sans: ...
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Sans: ;-; Fine...
Ha!! I knew it!!
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DragonFire828: Sup Pap, I'm new to the book, soooo yah, wanna hang out or sumthin, idk if u want, I am a monster but, u know... I'm a werewolf, sooooooo, wanna be friends? I only change on full moons, but, sometimes my inner wolf gets the best of me... And I might chase u around, what do you think about dogs anyway? Sooooo, yah, I understand if you don't want to be friends though.
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Of course we can hang out!!
The Great Papyrus loves to hang out with everyone!
Just as long as you're not as bad as Annoying Dog...
That dog is just....
Sans: Annoying?
Exactly!!
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Marci-: Hey Papyrus, What are you going to do for Christmas? I'm gonna make Flowey a cute little flower sweater. He will look so adorable!! OH, and a second question , what would you do if a young neko girl fell into the underground? Btw, neko means a cat girl if you don't know, she looks human except she has cat ears and a cat tail.
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Toriel is allowing us to spend Christmas with her and Frisk, so me and Sans-... I've been getting tons of presents for that tiny human!
Sans: Pap, I got presents too, ya know?
Yes of course, brother!
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Like what..?
Sans: *Holds out a joke book and a small hoodie*
Why the joke book?
Sans: Huh? Oh... Frisk actually likes my jokes... I figured I could tell her a few...
Wowie!
I would never have thought of that!
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What about Toriel?
Sans: Well... Uh... Heh...
Well...?
Sans: It's a suprise...?
Oh for Asgore's sake!
Don't tell me you forgot about her!!
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Sans: Why don't you wait and see?
>-< SANS!!
Sans: Trust me, bro!!
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happy-tree-friends: Have You Ever Been In The "Bone-Zone?"
Same With You Sans...
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Oh no!!
Not another very awkward question!!
Sans, you first!!
Sans: But-
Sans, this is my book!!
Sans: ;-; *Having A Bad Time*
(Waitwaitwaitwaitwait!!)
What is it, "Admin"?
(I have a more direct question for you, Sans!)
Sans: ._. Oh no...
(Has Tori ever been in the "Bone-Zone"? XD)
Sans: >-< *Bad Time Intensifies*
ALRIGHT WELL THAT CONCLUDES THAT!!!
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BatmanSymbol: Papyrus, can you cook something for me?
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Finally!
Such a simple request for The Great Papyrus!!
Of course I can, human!
Sans: Hope you like spaghetti...
SANS!!
Sans: What...?
Don't spoil it!!
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---God knows how many hours of cooking later---
HERE WE ARE!!!
*Hands BatmanSymbol a beautiful plate of spaghetti*
Enjoy, Human!!
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Astoryteller10: PAPYRUS,KISS ME! *grabs Papyrus shirt thing and pulls him in close*
(I know this isn't a question-but I luv him!)
>\\\<
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Sans: Pffft! *Sits back with some popcorn*
Wha-!?
U-Uh...
W-Well...
Y-You see, The G-Great Papyrus doesn't have any lips s-so-
Astoryteller10: Papyrus! Could I also cuddle with you? .////.
U-umm
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ACTUALLY!!
The Great Papyrus has a better idea!!
It'd be very unfair to cuddle just one of my followers!!
So why not all of them!?
Sans: What if they dont want to-?
Who doesn't want to cuddle with The Great Papyrus!?!? :D
*Cuddles all the precious followers*
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Sans: *Casually continues to eat*
SANS!!
YOU MUST JOIN US!!
*Grabs Sans*
Sans: *Chokes on popcorn* P-Papyrus this is so wrong-!!
I DONT CARE <3
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TheInklingbrony: Papyrus go try to put undyne, METTATON, Flowey (in a pot) and everyone on top of frisk to see if he can balance it
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(Dear lord is it hard to find ways to type for all of these characters XD)
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HA!!
There's no possible way Frisk could pull that off!!
FRISSSKKK!!
METTATON!!
UNDYNE!!
Sans: Bro... What good does typing do if they live-
Frisk: ^-^
Undyne: What is it, Papyrus!?
Mettaton: Hello, darling~!!
Sans: Huh-?
Read the ask and then progress!!
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Undyne: How in the name of Asgore is this gonna work!? *Climbs on top of Frisk*
Frisk: ^-^ *Hums a little*
WOWIE!!
Metatton: *Climbs on top of Undyne while carrying Flowey on his head*
Flowey: Unhand me!!
Frisk: *Wobbles a bit* >-<
Sans: Careful, Kiddo...
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Sans: o-o
How are they supposed to get down?
Sans: Uh...
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Sans: I think we should just leave this here...
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CreepyDoll13: SPAGHETTI!!!! *Dances around*
Flowey: Oh god... XD Hey Sans and Papyrus!! *Looks up at you two* I dare you two to watch this!
https://youtu.be/ndsaoMFz9J4
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(OMG YESSSSS XD)
Oh look Sans!! Its a cat-
OH.
MY.
GOD.
WHY DOES THE CAT HAVE LIPS!?!?!?
Sans: *Too busy laughing to answer*
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WHY IS THE CAT TALKING!?
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*Video Ends*
I-...
I'm not sure The Great Papyrus has much to say for this one...
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Sans!!
Sans: What, bro?
Do all cats have lips!?!?!?
Sans: It was a joke Papyrus... XD
I-I know...
But cats are scary with lips...
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Troxyist: Papyrus, don't clean it up. IT MUST STAY BEAUTIFUL.
Also, Papyrus...
What are your feelings on bananas?
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Bananas...?
I guess they're alright...?
I mean they're definitely not as good as spaghetti!
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Is there a catch to this?
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_light_kaze_: Hello papyrus, have you ever pranked anyone? Or tricked anyone?
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I did throw a plate of spaghetti at Sans once...
I wouldn't call that a prank though, he just wouldn't stop telling terrible puns...
Sans: My jackets still stained from that... ;-;
That was a valuable life lesson that I hope you learned from!!
Sans: Pfft... XD
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Mettaton_Darlings: Oh helloo darling!~
I heard you would be shipped with me hmm? I'd be happy to oblige! Can I take a trip to The "Bone-Zone"?~
;)
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R-Really!?
Sans: Noooooope!!! *shoves Papyrus away from the computer*
Sans: The "Bone-Zone" is CLOSED!!! That's final!!!
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(Can they still date-)
Sans: >-< NO
(Just asking!! >-> <-<)
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Marci-: Papyrus you HAVE to listen to Emperor's new clothes by Panic! At the disco. It's an amazing and extreme song. Get Undyne to watch it with you too, and Sans if he wants to.
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(I'm too obsessed with their song Victorious right now XD)
SANS!!
Sans: Huh?
Are you calm now...?
Sans: Is he gone?
Yes
Sans: Then yeah...
GREAT!!
Then we're listening to this song!!
*Plays*
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(This band... I love it ;-;)
Sans, they sound familiar!
Sans: ._. No, really? *Loves this song*
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*Song Ends*
Wait...
IS THAT THE LOUD MUSIC I KEEP HEARING EVERYDAY!?!?
Sans: Maaaybe...?
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papyrusss: Omg happy 100th question and also for my magical three questions they instead are going to be dares
1. Sans admit your feelings toward toriel
2. Have undyne run around screaming "WAKEMEUPINSIDE" multiple times
3. Papyrus i dare you to make enough spaghetti to fill your entire house
Have fun you beutiful cinnamon roll
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1:
Sans: F-Feelings? I-I...
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Sans: I-I um .///.
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Sans: I-I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about...? .///.
Sans, it's quite obvious!
Sans: W-Wait... Is it...?
Your blushing worse then I do!!
Sans: .///. Oh...
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Sans: Do I have too? .///.
Of course not!
Sans: *Sigh of Relief*
Besides,
That was your Christmas present for her anyways!
Sans: Wha-!? H-How did you-!?
I'm not that dumb, Sans!
Sans: .///. Shit...
LANGUAGE!!
Sans: .///. Crap...
2:
Oh dear Asgore please don-
Undyne: WAKEMEUPINSIDE!!
Nooooooo-
Undyne: WAKEMEUPINSIDE!!
Undyne Please-
Undyne: SAVEMEEEEEEEEE!!!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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3:
Sans: Why don't you fill the shed instead...?
Great idea, brother!!
*Starts cooking spaghetti*
Sans: This is gonna be a long day... ;-;
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*12 hours later*
:D DONE!!
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Sans: *Sleeping*
SANS!!
Sans: *Still sleeping*
Sans if you don't wake up I'm going to throw you into the shed!!
Sans: ...
Sans I'm not joking...
Sans: Okay, okay.... Hey...
What?
Sans: *Snickers* We should get Frisk to open the shed...
Great idea!!
Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisk!!!
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Frisk: .-. ?
I... Um... Left an important ingredient for my spaghetti in the shed!!
Frisk: ...
Can you go grab it for me!?
Frisk: ...? *Leaves to go get ingredient*
Sans: Heh...
Frisk: *Distant Shouting*
Do you think they're alright?
Sans: *Laughing* Absolutely
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(Omg XD I cant believe I got through that!!
Thank you guys so much for leaving me questions, and I hope I answered all of them!!)
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