The birds and the bees XD

Jimmy: OHHHH TOASTERRR~~! *Smirks and laughing*
Toast: *Walks in* Umm...What is it mister casket? .-.
Jimmy: I wanna tell ya a lil thing~! :3
Ghost: JIMMY NO RUINING HIS INNOCENCE! -.-
Jimmy: You won't do it.
Ghost: And you shouldn't either.
Jimmy: *Smirks* But imma do it anyways~ Thanks HitorinboEnvy ^-^
Ghost: ;-;
Toast: Sir what is he talking about? *Sees the dare* But...I already know about birds AND Bees? *Tilts head confused*
Jimmy: *Pauses and looks at Toast* ohhhh...Uhh..Ghostie I think I might feel bad. He's like a five year old in a man's body ;-;
Ghost: Exactly.
Jimmy: No mercy..Really? ;-;
Toast: I don't need to learn about birds and bees Casket! I'm not dumb!
Ghost: *Regretting all of his life decisions*Looovveeeee you Toast~!I'm sorry. XD ;-; *goes to his room*
Toast: *Still looks more confused at Jimmy* Casket. What-
Jimmy: Okay. Just...Shut up. And...Sit down. *Sighs and chuckles* Okay. *Goes on a talk about the "birds and bees"*
Toast: *Staring wide eyed and looks terrified*...
Jimmy: U-Uhhh..Toast-
Toast: WHYYY?!
Jimmy: *Snickers*
Toast: *Pouts and covers his face with his hands*
Jimmy: I can make you feel less awkward and embarrassed~? :3
Toast: *Muffled* H-How ;-;
Jimmy: Well. There's something called Gay se-
Ghost: *From upstairs listening* JIMMY NO -.-
Jimmy: *Laughs hard* XD
Toast: O.O *Looks horrified and scarred*
Jimmy: Wait you were NEVER Taught that?
Toast: *Shakes his head*
Jimmy: How do I know that and you DONT?! I dont even have a freaking family and I know XD
Toast: I-I-I-I-
Jimmy: Toaster you're doing the thing again -.-
Toast: *Clears his throat* O-Oh...Wait....So I don't know about birds and bees-
Jimmy: *Sighs and pats Toast's head* You do know about birds and bees..."THE Birds and THE Bees" is another...Umbrella word for..uhh...*Gets uncomfortable* Well see ya Toaster! 8Smiles innocently and salutes walking to his room laughing*
Toast: UMBRELLA WORD FOR WHAT JIMMY?!;-;
Nokomis: *Walks though the door with Madness*
Both: *Heard and smirks* Too young and innocent for that Johnny!
Toast: ;-;
Ghost: *Walks downstairs* So..Are you ruined?
Toast: Sir! What's the "The birds and the bees" an umbrella word for?! ;-; Casket wouldn't tell me..
Ghost: Good. *Chuckles and sits on the couch*
Toast: Sir...
Ghost: Yeah?
Toast: I have questions-
Ghost: Ask Jimmy. He volunteered to talk about it.
Toast: *Shrugs and goes to Jimmy's room* Casket?
Jimmy: *Laying on his bed bored* Yea- Oh no.
Toast: I have a few questions on the...conversation we had..
Jimmy: *mumbles to himself* Ohhhh sh*t ;-; *Speaks up* Which are? ;-;
Toast: May I sit?
Jimmy: Sure. ;-;
Toast: *Sits on Jimmy's bed and asks loads of question*
Jimmy: *Looks at Toast* So...Basically everything?
Toast: *Nods*
Jimmy: Well..I tried with no mercy. Let's try a different way to explain it...So. Pretend you have a doughnut...*Carries on*
-Timeskip-
Jimmy: And then the little sausage baby is made!
Toast: Oh!! That makes sense!
Jimmy: Yea- wait...Wha? *Looks at Toast confused and slightly annoyed* How do you understand the FOOD Version more than the actual version?!
Toast: Food is nice! :3
Jimmy: *Done with everything and gets up shoving Toast out* You're. Too. Innocent. For. This. World. -.- Out. Now. *Gets Toast outside of his room and shuts the door*
Toast: *Confused* I'm...Sorry?
Jimmy: *From inside* SHUT UP! ;-;
Toast: *Sighs and sits down* I understand now sir..?
Ghost: *Chuckles* Good for you Toastie :3
Toast: ^-^

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