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Jimmy: Okay. So. I know what Gavin is like when he's drunk so I have this. *Pulls out a camera* >:3 How many of you thought I'd be like a good friend? *Chuckles*
Spooker: Immmmmm dyinggggggggg *Hic*
Jimmy: Wait-- Like hell I'm dealing with all of them. *Rolls eyes and goes to walk off*
Spooker and Colin: HEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP~! *Hic* *Attack Jimmy*
Jimmy: *Doesnt move*...Can I go now? -.-
Spooker: *Hic* Immmmmmaaaa telll yoooooo mommaaaa! *hic*
Jimmy: That means you'd have to die. *shrugs* I'm okay with that--
Spooker: Nu uhhhhhh! *Hic*
Jimmy: I'm not having this conversation with you. Stay. I'll give you a cookie. Colin. I'll give you...A kick in the throats if you move. *Shrugs and walks off to find Ghost and Toast*
Both: *alseep*
Jimmy: *Smirks* *Kicks down the bedroom door and shouts* RISE AND SHINE GHOSTIE AND TOASTERRRRR!
Ghost: *Mutters curses under his breath* Go. Away--
Jimmy: I'm not dealing with three drunks on my own. Who do you think I am, superman? *Rolls eyes*
Toast: Casket. It's like...2:00 AM ;-;
Jimmy: Sleep is for the weak--
Ghost: *Gets up and kicks Jimmy out, slamming the now magically fixed door* Bad. *Huffs* Sleep. *Goes back to sleep*
Toast: Wait...Isn't Gavin drunk now--
Ghost: Sleeeppppppp. ;-; He's fine. Jimmy has a knife and a phone. He'll live.
Toast: Bu--....Okay. *Shrugs and goes to sleep*
Jimmy: *On the floor laying on his back and groans* This is a bunch of bulls-
Spooker: *Crawling up the stairs and groans* *Hic* H-Haallllppp--
Jimmy: I told you to stay. Bad Spooker. Go downstairs--
Spooker: G-Gavinnnnnn hassss a gun--
Jimmy: That's where he went. Huh. I'm impressed...*Nods* *Gunshot* Oh and it's loaded. Nice..
Spooker: *Screams like a girl* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *hic*
Jimmy: *Winces and covers his ears* Jesus Christ! *shakes his head and gets up* Come on.
Spooker: *Lays on the floor* piggy back riddddeeeeeeee *Hic*
Jimmy: No. you're not as short or as light as Sally. And you're not Sally at all. Tough luck Spooks.
Spooker: *Pouts* Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--
Jimmy: Fine shut the hell up *Growls in annoyance and picks up Spooker and puts him on his back* Oh my God I'm happy I didn't give you a cookie 0.0 *Sighs*
Spooker:l-l-letsssss goooooooooo~! *hic*
Jimmy: *rolls eyes and goes downstairs*...Oh my God. *Sees Gavin running around shooting random things and Colin under a coffee table crying*..I was gone. For five minutes. Not even that.
Spooker: AAAA--
Jimmy: Quiet. *Huffs and drops Spooker onto the floor*Sit, stay, shut up. *Groans* I hate my life. I'm setting myself and the HQ on fire I don't give a damn anymore. *Sighs and grabs Colin's wrist and drags him over to Spooker* Sit, stay, shut up. Hug each other or something.
Spooker and Colin: *Hugging and crying together now* OUR LIVES ARE SO *Hic* D-DIFFICULTT--
Jimmy: What was the last thing I said? -.-
Both: *Quiet*
Jimmy: Good idiots. *Nods and watches Gavin*...Can you not--
Gavin: PIRATESSSSSSSESSSSSS~~! *Hic* *Shoots randomly near Jimmy* RAWRRRRRRR *Hic*
Jimmy: ! *Dodges and glares* I thought I couldn't hate you any more than I already do....Boy was I wrong-- STOP SHOOTING. -.-
Gavin: NUUUUUUUUU *Hic* *Runs around more and now is just shooting at Jimmy* YOUREEE A PRATEZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT!
Jimmy: I hate my life. *Huffs and runs towards Gavin, twists his arm* drop it.
Gavin: N-NUUUU *Hic* *Shoots Jimmy in the stomach* >:3 PIRATTEXZZZZZEEEES DOWNNNNN! *Hic*
Jimmy: OW! -.- *Groans and kicks Gavin in the leg, making him fall and takes the gun* Now. You stay-- You're not...*Looks around and walks off somewhere and comes back with rope and ties his feet and hands* Stay. Now I need to find bandages before I actually like bleed out ;-; *Walks off somewhere*
-Few minutes laterrrrr-
Ghost: *Comes downstairs because of lots of shouting* what the hell is-- oh.*Sees everything* 0.o
Jimmy: *On the couch and Spooker is hugging his leg, Colin is asleep on the couch, legs on Jimmy's lap* -.-
Ghost: Where's Gavin?
Jimmy: In the Kitchen tied to a chair by rope*...He shot me in the stomach, I'm in pjs. I'm tired and grumpy and these two are like kids. Either kill me or help me.
Ghost: You're nice :3
Jimmy: Wha? ._.
Ghost: You're being nice to the more innocent ones ^-^
Jimmy: I'm not nice be quiet.
Gavin: *Still yelling* AHJHDJDBDJDGIYGD SKHSISHSISHSUYDN
Jimmy: That's a thing too....-.-
Ghost: You wanna end it here because you're tired and grumpy..? *Snickering*
Jimmy: Bye--
Ghost: Jimmy! -.-
Jimmy: *Huffs* Thanks for the stupid dare -.- Make sure to leave dares like 'give Jimmy something cool' and questions like 'why is Jimmy so cool?'. That's it. See ya.
Ghost: *Rolls eyes* Bye :3 *Waves*
Gavin: AGUHSJDHDJGJUGG--
Me: *Le poof I is here* See--
Gavin: BJSHSISHSUUSKSNSISHUSYS
Me:...S-See ya lat--
Gavin: GISHSISHSIUSU
Me:..........*Says quickly* SeeYaLaterBunnies~!Baiiiii~~!

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Hope you did enjoy this though :3