Jimmy: What the hell..?? Uhh...Toaster. You have a dare from VT_CenturianGirl "I dare Toast to sing 'I'm British'"...
Toast:....But....I don't....want to...;-; *Sighs* fine.
-I love this song-- XD X3-
Toast: I begin every sentence with an apology. Sorry that's the case, that's just British policy. Probably the case with everything in honesty. I use ten words when two would do, honestly.  I'm British..! And that makes me unique..at least I think so, when I hear you speak, see we used to have an empire but we got a little cocky. Like "Haha Johnny Foreigner, I'd like to see you stop me..!" And sure enough, we rhubarb crumbled. Now in every town, all the drunk teens stumble, I'm rather glad really, it makes us more humble! Come and ask me where I'm from, dear boy, I won't mumble...I'm British!  Like a clotted cream tea, apologetic Morris dancer then you must be me. I'm British! Like the wickets in cricket! Like crikey, blimey, nice one, wicked. I'm British..! Like a fat dame in a panto, like Wodehouse, Orwell, Wells and Poe. So if you're down with the Brits then make some noise! But if you'd rather not, then that's fine....We're ever so nice to our pets, and we know not to work too hard. Were inventive, accepting, eccentric. And yes I suppose we're a bit bizarre. But if you delight in celebrities taken down just because of the way they live, or you can feel bleak joy in a seaside town as the rain pours down on your chips. Or you can drink ten pints of admirals. Without even breaking your stride! Or repress your emotions and passions and bury them deep inside. Then I've kept a room in a cramped B&B, with a TV That only shows BBC2, and I have the keys right here I've been keeping them just for you! I'm British..! As Williams, James, Hattie Jacques. School dinners, roast dinners, massive cakes. I'm British..! As a chimney sweep, chim, chim, cheree! Or a professor in a pith accompanied by chimpanzees! So if you're down with the Brits put your hands in the air..! But if you'd rather not, that's..fine, actually. I mean I don't want to cause much of a fuss...
Well, at this point I'd just like to take a moment to apologise on behalf of Britain for all the things that we've brought to the world....Simon Cowell (YUP--), for example, and eh, Jim Davidson. Fox hunting. Black pudding. Racism...But most of all, we're terribly, terribly sorry about Piers Morgan....
Jimmy:...uhhh...
Ghost: Is that a song you had to listen to when you were living in Britain..? It sounds like it.
Toast: No..!! I just...Know the song....*Huffs* Its very stereotypical..*Nods slowly*
Jimmy:...Least there was an apology about Black Pudding....*Nods*
Toast: Really? -.-
Jimmy: It's bad. Like....really. Really bad. *Chuckles*
Toast: *Chuckles* I can agree with you there..*nods*
Spooker: THEY'RE HAVING A MOMENT! YOU'RE MEANT TO HATE EACHOTHERRRRRR!
Jimmy: *Rolls eyes and finds a random cookie* Eat. Shut up. *Gives it to Spooker*
Spooker: *Gasps* Coookkkiieeeee! X3 *Starts eating it happily* :3
Jimmy: Wow that worked..Anyway. Thanks for the dare. Make sure to keep leaving dares and questions in the comments. See ya.
Toast: Goodbye!
Ghost: Later!
Spooker: *Still eating*
Me: *Le poof I is here*....So sorry for Simon Cowell....
Toast: Right?! He's a very intimidating man...*Nods*
Me: Exactly. But not sorry for Ant and Dec. They're great--
Jimmy: APRIL. END IT. -.-
Me: *Jumps* fine! Mean...;-; Uhh...See ya later bunnies~! Baiiiiiiii~~!

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Simon Cowell being a jerk...XD
I Find him funny but...Damn. He makes KIDS. CRY.
TEH FUUUU?! ;^;

But yeah I love him-- XD