Steven: C'mon Bunny...! You'd look so cuteee

Spinel: Uh uh! No way I'm doin that!

Me: *narrows eyes and coughs out* Pussy!

Steven: *goes pale*

Spinel: Huh?

Me: No balls. I double dog dare you... unless you're a scaredy-cat

Spinel: I am NOT a cat! I'm a gem!! *turns to Steven* Would you do the honors?

Steven: This is the first time we've done this publicly. Usually we save this for the bedroom when we

Me: NO NONONONONO NOPE NOPE NOPE NO SIR UH UH NOT HAPPENING NOPE NADA ZILCH NO.

Spinel: *starts jumping over her arms* Down down baby down by the rollercoaster! Sweet sweet baby I will never let you go...

Me: *gives a slightly less forced smile* Keep em coming guys.