DIP:Alright,maybe l should check the new dare before Pacifica comes back

ME:*appears right behind of him*Why helloo, DipDip!

DIP:*startled and turned around*WHO ARE YOU?!

ME:author of this book!

DIP:WHICH BOOK?!

ME:*facepalm*UGH! l'll explain later...

DIP:Whoever you are, WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!!?!

ME:Well, since l'm the author,l can do whatever l want, so, l'm bored and decided to come here and give you your dare from sapphireyenesia

DIP:*sigh*And what is it?

ME:*smirks*Ooohh, it's not a big deal, you just need to..........kiss Pacifica!

DIP:*blushed with widen eyes*

PAZ:DIPPER! I'M BACK*said happily while climbing upstairs*

ME:UH-OH! Gotta go! Good luck, you will need that! *disappeared*

DIP:NO WAIT! COME BACK!!!! HOW I SUPPOSE TO DO THIS?!!

PAZ:Suppose to do what?

DIP:AH! S-suppose to do......uh.......THE SHOW!!! Yes! H-how l suppose to do the show without Mabel?

PAZ:oh...Speaking about Mabel....l talked with Gideon and he said Mabel won't be able to come back until next 2 week....so.....maybe you should give a break to the show until she comes back..?

DIP:l can't.....Stan will kill me!

PAZ:Then what are you going to do?

DIP:hmm....
*sudden smirks*Actually.......

[SHOW TIME AT THE TENT OF TELEPATHY]

DIP:*appears on the stage with his charming smile*

[Fangirls started screaming and fainting]

DIP:Ladies and Gentlemans! Welcome to theee................*raises his arms*

TENT OF TELEPATHY! *effects appears and the audiences started clapping their hands*

DIP:l hope you will enjoy tonight's show but first, l have an announcement!
My dear sister Mabel won't be with us for this show.

AUDIENCES:*regret voices*

DIP:But, l have an assistant for accompany me! Come on! Let's summon her! Pacifica! Pacifica!

ALL:PACIFICA!PACIFICA! PACIFICA!

PACIFICA:*appears on the stage next to Dipper*

BOYS: ......

DIPPER:Now, my dear Pacifica~

ONE OF THE FANGIRLS:DIPPER!!!!!! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SHE DOES!!!!!!

PACIFICA:*blinks*

DIPPER:*rolls eyes*
uhm!Now, let's start our first trick!

[TIME TO SKIP]

AUDIENCES:*claps their hands*

DIPPER:*bows then points Pacifica and she bows too*

ONE OF THE BOYS:GOSH! SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!

OTHER BOY:SHE IS SO HOT!

ANOTHER BOY:SHE IS SO DAMN ADORABLE!!!

SOME BOYS:I LOVE YOU PACIFICA!!!!!

PACIFICA:um....*blushes madly doesn't know what to do*

DIPPER:GRRRR!!!*eyes turned blue**mumbles*ENJOY THE LAST 5 HOURS OF YOUR LIFE YOU LITTLE _____________ [You can choose anything to put there]

ALL BOYS:PACIFICA! PACIFICA!PACIFICA!

PACIFICA:um...w-well....thanks to all of you for coming....um...here's e-end of the~

FANBOY:CAN I TAKE YOUR NUMBER?!!!!!

OTHER FANBOY:NO! I'LL TAKE HER NUMBER!!!

ANOTHER BOY:I'LL ASK HER TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!

OTHER FANBOY:I'LL ASK HER TO MARRY WITH ME!!!!!!!

PACIFICA:w-whaa?*steps back confusingly*

DIPPER:*appears in front of Pacifica and pressed his lips to hers*

AUDIENCES:*GASPS*

FANGIRLS:*CRIES*

FANBOYS:*SHOOT DEAD GLARES*

DIPIFICA FANS:*celebrates their victory XD*

DIPPER:*let her lips go then faced with audiences and says-yells while glaring at the fanboys*HERE'S END OF THE SHOW! THANKS FOR COMING!*snaps his fingers and disappears with Pacifica*

[THEY APPEARED IN THE DRESSING ROOM]

DIP:*let out a sigh then sees Pacifica who still had a blush on her face*
......

I'LL EXPLAIN LATER!*snaps his fingers and send her to the Pines Manor*
GOSH!

???:*giggles*

DIPPER:*looks around but couldn't see anyone*am l sick or something?!
*hears a female voice in his head*
Yesssss! You are a looove sick!

*shook his head*WHAT THE!!! UH!!!! WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY HEAD?!
*hears the same giggle*

DIPPER:ALRIGHT! WHOEVER YOU ARE! SHOW YOURSELF!!!

Rose__Cinderella:*appears with popcorns*Nice show Romeo!*eats some popcorn*Jelly Dippy kissed her crush in front of the crew! This just so*laughs*

DIPPER:l know we barely met, but still, I HATE YOU! AND YOU KNOW I CAN KILL YOU IF I WANT!

Rose__Cinderella:HAH! You wish! There's no way you or someone do something to me! in this dimension, l'm twice powerful than you!

DIPPER:YOU~UGH!*rubs his nerves*I really can't mess with you right now!*disappears*

Rose__Cinderella:*evil grin*Yeah...hope you'll have sweet dreams!
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You will understand when you see the next dare >:)