Me: *blows air horn* RISE AND SHINE MOTHER FLUFFERS! IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY!!

Uni: *Walks up to me and throws the air horn out the window then goes back to sleep*

Me: NUUUUU!! PHILIP WAS SUCH A YOUNG BOI! *lays down on the ground in defeat*

Shelby: YOU MURDERER!! ;-;

Blu: *Starts making a grave for Philip* WHYYY?!

Dawn: You named the air horn Philip?

Me: Well Yeah, What was I suppose to call it? Brian? (no offense to any air horns named brian)

Dawn: *Opens his mouth to speak but then closes it*

Uni: He's probably still alive-

Me: NOPE HE'S DEAD!

(Hell Yes I Just made this and Hell Yes I know this sucks But Hey It's decent :3)

Ashlie: *goes up and leaves a single rose*

Crazy: HE WAS SO YOUNG ;-;

Jon: he will be missed...

Nick: But we literally just saw him for the first time today-

Wolfy: Hush Nick

Hidden: We all know you knew him the best.

Tom: These must be hard times for you nickolas.

Nick: BUT WE JUST SAW HIM TODAY!!

Cory: Im just gonna *Leaves*

Me: As you can clearly see Cory is too heart broken to stay any longer.

Frans: I'm just gonna point out the fact that you used 200 words on the intro... So you wanna start the dares?

Me: Yep! *throws philip's grave in the trash* So The First Dare-

Nick: BUT YOU GUYS WERE JUST MORNING HIM AND-

Jon: Nick. That was like 5 seconds ago.

Nick: *throws arms up in the air* WELL OKAY THEN I GUESS

Blu: So This Dare's by ScapeShelby193 -

Shelby: So, I dare Everyone to turn into nekos!
*snaps and everyone's a neko*

Uni: thIS iS AgAInsT My rELigIon!!

Cory: *starts petting uni's ears* Stahp freaking out.

Me: IM ALLERGIC TO MYSELF!!

Dawn: I'm pretty sure you don't get affected unless you pet yourself in somew-

Me: *is petting everyone* IT'S SO FLUFFY ^w^

Dawn/Nick: *sighs*

Frans: WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA!! *Gets a laser pointer and shines it at tommy*

Tom: SHINEY LIGHT!! *attacks the red dot*

Frans: Ha! Who's The Freak Now?!

Jon: OOOOO! *joins in*

Blu: Guys, You do know that it's impossible to- OMG IT'S SO PRETTY!! *chases it aswell*

Nick: *Is on top of a pillow* THIS IS MY PILLOW! GET YOUR OWN! *hisses*

Ash: *wines* but niiiiiick *gives him the puppy eyes even though she's part cat*

Nick: uuuugh... Fine. *moves over*

Ash: Nya⭐️w⭐️

Crazy: *is sitting in a smol box* if I fits I sits :3

Wolfy: I don't like this... It just feels unatural!

Hidden: True, BUT THEY'RE SO SOFT! *Pets Ears*

Shelby: *Playing with a yarn ball with Dawn* WHY IS IT RUNNING AWAY ;-;

Me: *has puffy eyes* IT WAS WORTH IT!!!

Shelby: Oki! Next dare is that y'all have to play kiss the bottle!!

Newscapecrew: *collectively sigh*

Crazy: WELP LETS GET THIS STARTED! *spins bottle and it lands on tommy then blushes a lot* w-well then... *pecks Tom*

Blu: *tRIgGERed*

Tom: *shocked and blushes* o-okay... *spins bottle and it lands on Blu*

Blu: *Transforms into a tomato but then smooches tommy* ^w^

Crazy: ;-;

Ashlie: OooOoO~ Tommy's blushin' :3

Tom: You Wish You Could Have A Piece Of This~ *poses*

Blu: *spins bottle and it lands on uni* Sure, Why not. *Kisses Uni*

Uni: *Blushes slightly but spins the bottle*

Me: I don't know what's sadder, The fact that dragons aren't real and tame-able or the fact that we've done this so many times people don't really care who they kiss.

Dawn: I get that the situation is sad, But why dragons?

Me: Look at me in my eyes and tell me you don't want to have a dragon as a pet.

Dawn: Fair Enough

Uni: *The bottle lands on Dawn* eh, I guess it could've been worse... *Pecks Dawn*

Dawn: *spins the bottle and it lands on Shelby* This was going to happen either way so *pecks shelby and smiles sweetly* ^w^

Everyone: Awe... Adorable :3

Shelby: *blushes slightly but smiles back then spins the bottle and it lands on nick* ...sure?

Nick: Lets just do this already- *pecks shelby*

Ash: *Hell goes into her eyes* boi.

Nick: *Spins and it lands on ashlie* Oh, This is easy. *Kisses Ashlie and Smiles* :3

Ash: *Is a shooketh tomato*

hidden: *pokes her* Yep We Lost her.

Frans: One down thirteen more to go >:3

Cory: Okay... *spins bottle and it lands on frans*

Frans: Well shit. Why am I doing this again?

nick: Dares a dare~

Frans: Oh shut up, Turtle boy. *sighs but then pecks cory* Okay Imma Just *spins the bottle and right before it stopped they summoned foxy and it landed on him* Yes!

Foxy: Wait, Where am I?

Wolfy: *Takes out katana* WHAT THE FRICK!

Everyone: AHHHHH!!

Frans: Just Ignore them. *Smooches Foxy* Okay Cya Later!!

Foxy: WAIT WHAT THE- *Foxy Disappears*

Me: Well That Was Eventful :3

Wolfy: *spins bottle and it lands on hidden then they kiss her and only blushes a smol bit*

Hidden: oh-okay.. *Spins bottle and it lands on jon* Better then tommy- (Tom: HEY!) *kisses Jon*

Jon: *Spins bottle And it lands on Doggo*

Me: *Kisses his cheek* BOOM! That's how I avoid Kissing people!

Frans: I mean, You're the author so you can do whatever you want

Newscapecrew: Wait Whu-

Me: AND SO! Remember to leave your ask or dares in the comments below and I'll see y'all next time, BAI!

Everyone: Bai?