Me, Steven, mom, lapis, nova and the rest of the fireteam were relaxing on the beach when spinel appeared out of nowhere and grabbed me.

Me: spinel, let me go.

Spinel: no, you are mine Zach, mine, all mine!

Nova punches spinel, making her drop me.

Me: great, not only do I have to handle Spencer's yandare Steven and yandare crystal gems, now I got to handle a yandare spinel.

I snap my fingers and spinel is poofed and bubbled.