I walk onto the beach and snap my fingers, causing a 6 year timeskip.

My new look includes a very nice looking beard, an amazing looking purple trench coat jacket (like starlord's trench coat and Steven's jacket in SUF, but purple), my naturally curly hair is longer, even more curly, even dyed purple with my natural hair color at the end, my height going from 6'5 to 7'0.

Me: Noah was definitely right, timeskips always feel weird.

I'm suddenly tackles into a hug by two adorable and sweet cutie pies.

I pick them both up with my muscular arms.

Me: what do we have here, two little adorable guardians?

John: dad, we're your kids! *laughs*

Zoey: yeah daddy: we're your little cutie pie kids! *laughs*

Lapis walks up, now a head shorter than me, wearing blue jeans, a long sleeve blue shirt, and longer hair.

Lapis: ok you two, don't hog your big strong daddy to yourselves. *hugs and kisses me on the cheek*

Me: these two are so much like us lappy.

Lapis: yes they are my knight.

Steven and Stella, now married, and in their 20's, walk up to us.

Steven: hey Zach, hey lapis.

Me: hey Steven, hello Stella.