RL Me: Just a warning, don't read this one if you think you're still innocent.

Me: (staring at the calendar) October 18. It's her birthday.

Kaede: Who do you mean, senpai?

Me: You'll know later... (goes out)

- Five minutes later... -

Me: Mistress, I want to tell you something....  Can you go to my room later???

???: Sure! Anything for you Shiro!

- One hour later... -

???: Shiro? (Sees Shiro asleep, a note beside him)

- Mistress.

Happy Birthday. I think you already already know what the gift is. Enjoy, Mistress Arisa.

- Shiro.

Arisa [???].: (le gasps) Shiro....

Me: (asleep) Zzzz.....

Arisa: (crawls on top of him) Thank you... (bites Shiro)

[RL Me: She's the Ultimate Vampire, mind you. And no, this isn't going to be like that. (blushes for real)]

- One..... hour...  Later..... -

Me: (still asleep) Zzz... Hah..... Hah.....

Arisa: (wipes mouth) That was delicious. Thanks for the gift....... Shiro. (Falls asleep)