Don't mind the meme, folks.

Me: Deal with it, niggas.

Kaede: (pushes despair button)

- Le poof! -

Kilios: What the heck?

Gwen: . . . . .

Inferno: Yo!

Frost: Where are we?

Vale: ???

Nagito: Another Vale? Gaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! (runs like crazy)

Me: I challenge you five to a Xkour* Challenge!

(*- Extreme Parkour)

The five: Bring it. You'll lose, anyway.

Me: Let's see about that.

Kaede: (pushes the button, again)

(Teleport!!!)

Me: Welcome to Xkour Skylines!! We'll start the battle now!

Me/Vale: 3,

Gwen/Inferno: 2,

Frost/Kilios: 1,

The Six: Xkour!!! (Runs at lightning speed)

Me: (while running) I know I placed it here, aha! (Shows a violet flask)

Kilios: What's that?

Me: A special kind of Corrupting Poison. (opens and Drinks it.) Gahahahahaha! See ya, snails!! (Naruto!!!!)

Kaede: (picks up flask) Extracted Corrupted Speed Poison. Can make a person run like Naruto for a week, at least. - Vale (Sorry, Nimi) Seven days with Senpai corrupted?

Corruption: Ey, someone called me? (Standing on the track)

Kilios: (Throws Corruption off the track) No idiots!!

Corruption: AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! (Falls off Xkour Skylines) Oh wait, I can fly. (Sings: I can fly)

Nagito: Welp, I HOPE he can, on second thought, he survived that.

- 5 days later.......

Me: Still after drinking that potion, it ended up in a tie?

Kilios: I can't believe it either. Rematch?

Me: Nah, The potion's going to wear off the next day after tomorrow. I'll ask the other Vale to make me another Speed Poison.

Vale: Me? I can't create poisons.

Me: Not you, the other Vale.

Vale: Oh.

Me: Ask or Dare!!! Cue in three, two, one.

Vale: You're wide open. (Slices camera four times, even the cameraman is killed)

Me: I told you to just destroy the camera!!

(Units Summoned: 21/90)
(Corrupted Shiro: 5/7)