At an old warehouse....

Me: (wakes up) Ow that hurt. What the-

Gangster #1: He's up, Boss.

???: I'll take it from here. You are dismissed.

Me: What the heck, Hayami?

Hayami: (Ultimate Gangster Leader) Sorry, it's been a habit to ask her to knock you out and bring you here.

Me: Or you can just go to our place instead of always abducting me. Besides, I still have to resarch about Smash Bros.

Meanwhile....

Soul: (jumps down from portal) Hey. Where's Shiro? I need to talk to him about something.

Kaede: I haven't seen Senpai, Soul. Speaking of..... Where IS Senpai? Wait... Not her again!! (runs off)

Soul: What just happened?

Kuro: Hayami's at it again.

Soul: Wha?

Meanwhile... at Assassination Classroom Universe......

Hayami Rinka: (sneezes) Well that's rare.

Karma A: Happened to you too?

Kayano K. Same here.

Nagisa S. Same here. But it happens every week.

Back to DR world.....

Me: (playing chess with Hayami) Hey, how 'bout a bet? The person who wins gets to do anything they want to the loser.

Hayami: Anything???

Me: I regret this, but yes. Anything you want.

- Doors suddenly burst open.

Kaede: WHAT THE HELL, HAYAMI!! YOU'RE KIDNAPPING SENPAI AGAIN!!

Me: My ears.... (T^T) (manages to move a Rook)

Hayami: (Moves Knight) Sorry, Arashino. Besides, I didn't get to kidnap him last November to January.

Kaede: That's out of the question. Why did you kidnap Senpai??

Hayami: (moves Queen) I missed him, okay?

Me: (takes out the Queen by a Pawn) Checkmate.

Hayami: Okay. I accept defeat. Now, what would you like to do to me? (Smirks)

Me: Join us.

Hayami: To be asked and dared?

Me: Basically, uhh....

Kaede: Yep. Well you are a part of Senpai's harem, and the YanSquad too.

Hayami: And I don't regret a thing. Maybe except if he cheats on us.

Kaede: (holding a chained up Shiro) So, do you accept?

Hayami: Absolutely. I still need to manage Unknown, okay? I am their Leader after all.

Kaede: Okay.

Me: Let me go from these chains, please.

Hayami/Kaede: NO. (^-^)

Me: (O_O)