Kaede: That was a hopeful session, right, sis?

Kira: I concur. Although I think we went overboard. (Looks at the now unconscious Shiro)

Kaede: Even Taka tried to pry us off him.

Kira: Oh yeah, happy birthday, Kaede.

Me: ......

Kaede: .....

Kuro: (just went down).....

Kira: .......

- An Hour later..... -

Me: (wakes up) I'm in heaven, right?

Kuro: No.

Kira: You're still in hell.

Kaede: Where's my gift, Senpai?

Me: Kuro-nee, please get the blue gift box under my bed.

Kaede: I didn't know there was a gift right under our bed, senpai.

Kira: Our bed?

Kaede: Yes, sis. We are sharing the bed. (Hugs Shiro)

Kira: Let me guess, you two already did that, right? (smirk)

Me: No, so far, Kaede hasn't attempted to do that, since the cuddling dare. But Kuro-nee already did it.

Kuro: Is this it? (Shows a blue gift)

Me: Yep.

Naegi: (Comes in) Hey, Shiro. Are you okay? You did cut yourself.

Me: I'm fine. (RL Note: This hurts so bad, saying this) Did someone sent Mikan?

Hajime: (comes in) I did. There a problem, bud?

Me: No. Say thanks to Mikan for me.

Hajime: Roger. (Goes out the room)

Kaede: (Takes the gift) A new phone? Thank you, senpai..... (hugs Shiro again)

Me: You're welcome. (Was about to sing You're Welcome, from Moana)

Kaede: (throws knife at the camera)