Me: Well, you two ready?

Ishimaru: (blushes) Yes.

Saihara: [Same answer]

Me: Well, let the wedding commence.

(Imagine the Bridal Chorus playing at this part, guys)

Everyone: (Waits for the brides)

- Five minutes later........... -

Akamatsu: (arrives)

Mondo: (arrives)

Kiibo: (escorts Akamatsu to the altar)

Daiya: (escorts Mondo, who is wearing a dress, to the altar) I'm so proud....

Mondo: Sh-shut up, bro.

Me: Well, I would like to ask everyone this. Would you guys like the long wedding, or the short wedding?

Everyone: Short, just move on!!!

Me: Okay, okay. Jeez Louise.

- Four vows later.....

Me: As I said before, by the power vested in meh, I now pronounce you husbands and wives. You may now kiss the bride.

Ishimaru: (kisses Mondo)

Saihara: (kisses Akamatsu)

Cash: (hides phone) Shira, we'd better run. Mia's heading this way with her followers.

Mico: Me?

Me: No. The other Mia.

Mico: Oh.

Me: Run!!!!

Cash/Me/Zero/Joker: (runs for their lives)

YanSquad: (follows me) Wait for us!!!

Everyone else: What's with them?

???: I'm here!!! Now, where is that peasant?

Luni: Which peasant?

???: The one with white hair and cat ears.

Lunith: Oh, her. She ran away, with Cash and the others.

- Luni, Hajime and Naegi receives a message.

Naegi: It's from Shira.

- Please do this dare for us.
All of you should go on a date with your crushes.

P.S. We'll be away for a while. Shirobot will take over.
P.P.S. Stay away from Mia. She looks like Sena K. from Haganai, btw. She's a total prick, like Togami.

- Shira.

Naegi/Hajime/Luni: (sighs) Okay. Ask or Dare.

Luni: (makes camera disappear)

Shirn: Um.... Same reason for not updating. Stupid school. So embarrassing. Sorry.