Xin: (listening to River Flows in You, by Yiruma) Can you react now, nya?

Dare 1

Hajime: So, Cash was the first darer.

Xin: Seems like it, nya.

- Somewhere -

Cash: (sneezes) Someone's talking about me.

Dare 2

Naegi: Poor Hajime. Mikan rejected him.

Hajime: Me?

Xin: No, the other you. Shiro made you two a ship, nya.

Dare 3 & 4

Saihara: Wait. Wasn't our ship name Saimatsu?

Xin: Maybe that's just how he calls the ship, nya. Also, Kidnight!!!

Naegi: (spits drink on Togami's face)

- Later..... -

Naegi: My sister made out with him????

Xin: Uhh, correction, nya. Made it with him.

Hiro: Avocadocadabra???

- In the kitchen..... -

Tenko: (changes personality with Himiko)

Dare 5

Boys except Togami: We're shipping that.

Naegi: I'm proud of her.

Ask 1

Hiro: Avodabra???

- In the kitchen -

Tenko: (back to her normal self) The heck???

- With us -

Chihiro: (smiles after seeing this part)

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Mahiru: Well, I actually find him quite charming. He was actually really cute. (starts to blush) He would always to this cute thing whenever I compliment his skills.
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(HOPE you don't mind taking out a few texts here and there, Midnight)

Ask 2

Xin: More CashxMahiru, boooiiiis, nya!!!

Boys, except Togami McPrick: Hell yeah!!

Dare 6

Hajime: (blushes)

Teruteru: Well I can imagine them being on the bed.

Mei: (suddenly appears, hits Teruteru to the sky, and leaves)

Xin: What the, nya?

(I skipped Ask 3, Dare 7 & Ask 4 because Chiaki will react to this, the boys said)

Dare 8

Hajime: More CashxMahiru!!

Dare 9 n' 10

Everyone: (laughs)

- Somewhere -

Me: Asuka! NO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! STOP!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Asuka: (tickling my sides)

Katsuragi: (sitting on my stomach)

- Back to them -

Leon: Bud, something wrong???

Xin: I'm, being,...... tickled......nyahahahahaha!!! Stooopppp!!!

Dare 11 & Ask 5

Hajime: Poor Hiyoko. She deserved that, anyway.

Skip to Ask 14 n' 15

Taka: (blushes)

Mondo: (blushes)

Daiya: (smiles like an idiot)

Dare 38

Kaito: Maki likes me?

Rantaro: Tsumugi likes me??

Xin: Lucky..... they took a rest..... (panting)

Togami: I only like my money. (Leaves)

50 chapter anniversary

Boys: Hey Xin.

Xin: Hmm??

Boys: Ask Shiro to make an anniversary every 50 chapters.

Xin: Okay.

Shirn: Why not make a special case? 175th chapter?

Boys: Deal!!!

Dare 39, 40, 41. Ask 16 & 17

Ouma: My Panta!!! No!!!!

Izuru: ......boring.......

Dare 42

Chihiro: I'm a bit OOC here.

Boys: We just realized.

Ask 18

Hajime: Akane did tell me that once.

Cyko: And Nanami bacame a yandere here.

Xin: I agree with Cyko, nya.

Dare 46 (my dare, lol)

Every boy: Seriously?

Xin: What? It's the first thing that went in our minds, okay, nya?

Chihiro: (-_-")

Dare 47

Xin: Zeroko, anyone?

Hajime/Nagito/Naegi: Hell yeah!!!

Dare 61

Kaito: Poor alternate me. Got mauled by Soulin.

Dare 64 & 65

Fuyu: They had fun killing the two of them, huh?

Xin: Yes, nya.

Dare 71 (my dare again, lol)

Boys: Rest in Hell, Junko.

Dare 73 (my dare again, loool)

Xin: Don't even dare ask, nya.

Last Time on Danganball Z

Xin: That's torture.

Teruteru: I'm envious.

DR boys: I think we agree with the perv here.

Dare 78, 79 & 80

Naegi: Last time was asking everyone to be a neko, and now, asking Komaru to be a succubus?

Xin: Mico requested us two to dare it, okay? Also Midnight, I'm waiting for the special!!!! Ask or Dare!!! (kicks cam to Togami's face)

Togami: OW!!!

Me: Midnight, sorry if there were some chapters missing. Need to be quick this coming Valentines.

No one will send me chocolates, anyway. (Goes OTL)

(Junko the Ultimate Asshole)
[^^\/\/Will last til book 2. Everyone agreed on it.]
(Teruteru's gonna need a lot of surgeries)
(Can I do it too, Char? -Naomi :21/50)(Male!YanSquad × Female!Shiro: 19/20)
(Tortures for Shiro, er Shira: 9/30)
(Maid Costumes: 10/10.)
(Sakuya's Birthday/Valentine's Day: 5 days left)

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