Me: Well. REACT!!!!
(Note: Currently a male, because I wanted to take a break from being a girl)

Naegi: Why are you in a wheelchair?

Me: Sadi, Kakui and That Dark Corruption Leader Bitch. Frisked me all night that day. Now I can't even move my damn feet. Anyways, how did the dates go?

Everyone: It was good.

Luni: Who was with you?

Me: Yumi and Yuma. We just played multiplayer on mobile. WHY THE FRISK ARE WE GOING OFF TOPIC????

(TIMESKIP, Brought to you by <Hikarí> tying up Zero)

(Part I)

Naegi: Skip that. We already met them.

(Part II)

Kyoko: So you're a host there?

Me: I'm not, but Xin is.

Xin: Shiro is busy managing this, his yandere harem, which has 40 members, mind you, nya.

Everyone: (steps back) 40???

Me: (blushes) Yep. I'd rather tell it to you everyone later.

Asahina: I still can't move on from my AU self.

Xin: Which one, nya?

Asahina: The cussing.

Hajime: There is a Naekuro, Celesgami, Naeshima ship, right?

Chiaki: Maybe she just overthought about it.

Mahiru: Wonder what our StoryShifts will be like?

(Part III)

Everyone: We think we need to make a literal ship for this.

Mondo/Taka: (blushes)

(Part IV)

DR1 cast: SKIP!!!!!

Xin: Let the rest react, nya!!!

Everyone else: Moving on.

Xin/Me: (sweatdrops)

(Part V)

Xin: (traumatized)

Mondo: (shocked af)

Sho: GAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I want to meet this Knu person!!!!

Me: [since Xin is a part of me, I'm also traumatized] (rocking back and forth)

Eve: Shiro-nii? Xin-san? You two okay??

(Part VI)

Me/Xin: (crying in a corner)

Everyone: (tears up due to the feels) Don't fall again in despair!!!

Me: Wow, Junko. That's rich coming from you. (sniffs)

Junko: I hate to say this, but what I'n saying is true. I swear to my whole despair face, that I will not try to kill her ever again, okay?

Me: Why are you crossing your fingers behind you? (sniffs)

Junko: Nothin'!!! I'll never try to kill her again, just don't send me to Terraria!!!

Me: I'll think about it. Ask or Dare. (Kicks cam to a black hole)

Alternate AU Naegi was hit in the head by a camera.

Up Next: Midnight's AoD Book. (Some chapters are shown, some are not)

(Junko the Ultimate Asshole)
[^^\/\/Will last til book 2. Everyone agreed on it.]
(Teruteru's gonna need a lot of surgeries)
(Can I do it too, Char? -Naomi :20/50)(Male!YanSquad × Female!Shiro: 18/20)
(Tortures for Shiro, er Shira: 8/30)
(Maid Costumes: 9/10.)
(Sakuya's Birthday/Valentine's Day: 5 days left)