Shiro: (holding a passed out me in the back) So, while we wait for the bride and groom, would anyone be proxy to the priest? He's not attending due to traffic on the wae here. (Insert Lenny face)

Kinen: I would like to.

Luni: (just transformed back to a girl after reviving) No, I will.

Me: (wakes up) I'll do it, so no other fights will happen.

- A few moments later...... -

Zero: (standing next to Cash) I hate you, you know that?

Cash: (shrugs)

Everyone: (stands up after seeing Hiyoko wearing a wedding dress)

Hiyoko: (mind) This is the best day of my life.

- Hiyoko walks to the altar, being escorted by Mahiru and Hajime.

Me: (slightly laughs) So, let's just skip to the vows. Zero, do you accept Hiyoko Saionji to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Zero: I do. (blushing)

Me: Okay, Hiyoko. Do you accept Zero Yamikuro to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Hiyoko: I do!!!

Me: Well, By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride!!!

Zero: (kisses Hiyoko without a second thought)

Everyone: (cheering)

Me: Well, since we are in a church, why not do another wedding?

Everyone: Huh? What do you mean?

Me: It will happen this evening.

Everyone: Who?

Me: Shuiichi and Akamatsu, and Mondo and Ishimaru's wedding.

Everyone: (except those who were mentioned) Why not?

The four who were mentioned: (blushes intensely)

Me: Everyone agreed. So, ask or dare, and stay tuned for the Saimatsu and Ishimondo wedding special!!!

(Junko the Ultimate Asshole)
[^^\/\/Will last til book 2. Everyone agreed on it.]
(Teruteru's gonna need a lot of surgeries)
(Can I do it too, Char? -Naomi :17/50)(Male!YanSquad × Female!Shiro: 15/20)
(Tortures for Shiro, er Shira: 5/30)
(Maid Costumes: 6/10.)

Shirn: Sorry for the long update. Stupid school. Hey, also wanted to say this.

WHY THE FRISK DO THEY TEACH US THOSE X's AND Y's, (talking about that stupid math subject) WE DON'T EVEN USE THEM IN OUR DAILY LIFE????

Shirn: Welp, I felt better after shouting that.