Me: Before we do the first dare, I'll change the YanSquad into a male.

Kaede: With senpai turning as a female too.

Me: (blushes) What?

Kaede: It's not fair, senpai. You also have to be a female too, with us turning as a male.

Me: (blushing) Fine. Nishino, would you like to do the honors?

Nishino: With pleasure, my Shiro.

(Later.......)

Me: (is now Shira) Feels weird.

Shiro: (Shira) Feels like we only switched bodies.

Kanade: (Kaede) Senpai.......

Me: Stay back. (steps back)

Kuro: (Didn't change. Unisex name) Why?

Me: Don't even ask. (Starts to run away)

Kanade: Senpai!!!

Ret: (Retina) I know what Kaede, er Kanade meant. Master!!!! (Chases after me)

Spaz: (unisex name, lol) Master! Don't run away!

Me: Kuro-nii, do the other dare!!!! (running away from the three)

Kuro: I still don't understand those three. So, from Whitehat, to everyone. Survive the Memenado.

Nagito: We'll never be affected by that!! We're the Meme squad!!

Hajime: (dabs)

Chiaki: (dabs)

Everyone else: We're done for!!!

One Hour Later.......

Naegi: (fainted)

Kilios: Gotta go Fast!!!!!!! #GottaGoFast!!!!

Luni: #DucksAreLove #DucksAreLife!!

Everyone else: (unconscious)

Shiro: Ask or Dare. Also, the Maid Costume dare is back.

(Junko the Ultimate Asshole: 15/??)
[^^Will last til book 2. Everyone agreed on it.]
(Teruteru's gonna need a lot of surgeries: 11/??)
(Can I do it too, Char? -Naomi :13/50)
(Male!YanSquad × Female!Shiro: 1/20)

Extra!!:

Me: Oh great. I'm going to be raped by 14 yandere boys.

Kanade: It's not rape if you enjoy it, senpai. (chuckles)

Me: Gaaahhh!!! Get me outta here!!!

Arik: (Kira) Don't even try, Love. The persons we tortured never gets out of here alive. (Gives a closed eye smile.)

Me: Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

San: (Sanae) Now, to start.

Me: No!! Stop!!!! Gaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!