Me: So, everyone agree on Takeshi's Castle?

Chiaki: That game's impossible, Shiro!

Me: Don't worry. I nerfed it slightly to be at least a bit possible.

Naegi: That doesn't change the fact that we're all going to be ousted.

Me: Trust me on this, you guys.

DR/SDR2/NDRv3/FF/GW/GR/Team RWBY (yeah, don't even ask how they got here.): Okay.

Gab/Cash/Soul/All of Soulin's traits except for one: Okay.

Kazuno: I don't want to. I just want a pillow fight.

Me: Winner gets to do anything they want to a person as well. Other than the loser being shot anywhere. (insert lenny face)

Everyone: WE'RE ALL FIRED UP!!!!

Me: So there are 4 rounds, plus the final showdown, which is us against the YanSquad. The first one to fall in cake batter or lose, (not mud, just to make things a bit tasty) in the round is considered the loser instantly. The following persons who lost or fell in will not be shot by the winner. Just ousted.

The games are:

Knock Knock (don't facedoor yourself!)
Honeycomb Maze (I assigned Kuro, Kaede and Kira to help out here.)
Stepping Stones (a real knee breaker)
And the Ultimate Showdown!!

Me: So, (gets sword from the general) Go!!

- Knock Knock.
> There are four walls with four doors each. Two are fake, one is a net in diguise, and one is the real, with batter as cushion. The last one behind is considered the loser.

Everyone: (wearing a wetsuit) We're ready!!

Me: Well then, GO!!

Everyone: (starts to run like hell)

Cyko: (gets facewalled) Oof!!

Junko: (gets into the right door) Huh. Suppose Nagito's bullshit luck can help here.

Me: Oh, by the way, I temporarily disabled Nagito's, Naegi's, and your Luck for this chapter.

Junko: Ah jinxed it. (gets caught in net on the second wall)

Kotori: (gets through the second wall first) HAHAHA!!

Naegi: (manages to not get facewalled)

- Later..... -

Me: So, Kotori got first. And, (glares at Junko) you were the last one. Don't worry, the shooting will happen when this ends.

Junko: (gulps)

Me: Everyone got out "safely." Now, let's do the real deal (roll credits). Onto the Honeycomb Maze!!

Everyone: (shudders)

Honeycomb Maze.
>The Maze is just like a honeycomb. But there are guardians, trying to get the hell out of you here. The exit is on the upper left area. The right, and left area are the oust zones.

Luni: I'll go first! (enters in quietly and enters random doors, until) Yay, I got out! And no one caught me!

Kaede: (heard it) Dang it.

Kuro: More like Yang it.

Yang: (from outside) Nice one.

RWB: (sweatdrops) No more Yang puns please.

Taka: Okay, I'm going next!! (enters and after entering a room, gets Kaede's attention)

Kaede: Got ya!

Taka: Eek!! (Enters doors while panicking, and manages to get out, with Kira behind him) That is not allowed in a school environment, Kira.

Kira: Just doing my job, Taka. Congrats, by the way.

- Another Timeskip -

Me: I'm not a contestant, but let me try. Oh, Naegi fell in the batter first. (enters room and gets caught by Kaede)

Kaede: You're a contestant too, senpai?

Me: Actually, nope. I just wanted to give it a go.

Kaede: Oh, you already lost, by the way. (Removes my Shirt) We're going to have a good time here, senpai.

Me: Not now!!! (Manages to escape and get out, bare chested)

Lilith: My. (nosebleeds)

Mitsuko: Shiro looks hot without a shirt!!

Me: (scratches nape) Thanks, I guess.

Blake: (turns around)

Ruby: What happened there?

Me: Got nearly assaulted by the three.

The persons ousted in Honeycomb Maze are here in order.

Naegi (the only person who will be shot), Kaede Akamatsu, Kiibo, Lunith, Kilios, Daiya, Hifumi, Sakura, Aoi A., Aoi (GW) Yang, Lucas, Daisy, Chihiro, Hiro (because of his hairdo, he got caught fast) Anzen, Cyko, X, Hajime, Inferno, Zero, Jake, Kazuo, Izayoi, Hiyoko, Ruruka, Seiko, Mahiru and Claire. (they are spared)

Me: Next Round!!!

Stepping Stones
> This is a real chin breaker, if I do say so myself. There are hidden styrofoam chunks painted as one of the rocks. And you all know, styrofoam blocks can't handle a person's weight.

Me: Go!!!

Nagito: YOLO!!! (runs, and wins by sheer luck)

Me: Huh. I swear I turned off his bulls**t luck today.

Mukuro: (runs and trips before it even started) Ow.

Me: (helps her up) There you go, Mukuro.

Mukuro: Thanks. Sorry for shooting you that time, by the way.

Me: It's okay. All forgiven, except for Junko.

Mukuro: (runs to the stones, and wins as well)

Me: Well, Nagito's faster, but meh.

Sayaka: (appears from nowhere, runs to the play area, and barely wins by a whisker) Phew.

Me: Well that was disappointing.

Sayaka: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT????

Me: Nothing!!!

- Later..... -

Me: Huh. Almost everyone won, except for Ouma. Well, congrats. We have a big advantage. So, Nagito will get to shoot Ouma later.

That's all about it. Ouma tripped. And he was ousted in this game. Everybody else won.

- The FINAL SHOWDOWN!!! -
> In the game show itself, the remaining contestants will try to defeat all the warriors defending the castle. And ovbiously, no one actually won this one. So, I decided to pair it, vs pair. And besides, there are a frisking lot of contestants left!!! Anyways, the warriors, (and the contestants, and me) who are in their battle vehicles, they will try to shoot the paper rings with water. And if the paper has a hole, it is considered out. Just a heads up. The YanSquad will actually try to oust me first. Also, I'm driving alone. (T^T) I can already see death.

Me: I'm not included. When I'm ousted, the YanSquad will to the punishment instead. Okay?

Me: So, Cyanthia, Reia, Ruby, and all other gunners, take the water gunner place, everyone else, take the wheel.

Nagito: (brings a wheel)

Me: NOT LITERALLY, NAGITO!!! What I mean is, you drive the damn thing.

Nagito: Oh. (throws wheel away)

The Ousted Cast: (eating popcorn)

Hiro: (gets hit by UFW -Unidentified Flying Wheel) What the f**, Nagito!!!

Yang: Go, sis!!

(RL Me: Damn, I'm on a thousand words and this has to be the longest dare chapter yet.)

Me: Go, Go, Go!!! (Rides on the vehicle then drives away)

Kaede: (trying to oust me) Senpai, it's no use to escape! Just make youself lose.

Me: Never!!! (Shoots at their vehicle's paper ring, tearing it)

Kira: Yang nabbit.

Yang: (thumbs up, while eating popcorn)

Kaede: There are still 8 more, senpai.

Me: Uhh, make that 6 more vehicles.

Alyssa/Sakuya: (ousted by Ruby's attack)

Weiss: Good.

Chiaki/Kyoko: (ousted by Retina's attack) We're screwed.

Retina: All for Master!!

Spaz: Speaking of. Next target, Master Shiro.

Retina: Master Shiro as target, locked on.

Me: Hey, you finally called me by my name. And I gotta run, seeya. (drives away)

Gab: Another down!! (With Xavier)

Kuro/Shira: Frisk it.

- Timeskip -

Me: Well, everyone else got ousted by Karen and Shiina. And hey, Ruby saved me from being assaulted from the 14 of them. So, Ruby, Weiss, Gab, X, Eve and Alice were the last persons standing. Now for the shooting special. Don't worry, Ruby, Weiss. The two girls will respawn later.

Ruby/Weiss: If you say so. (Shoots Chiaki and Kyoko)

Nagito: (shoots Ouma with Hope Bullets)

Naegi: (gets shot by Luni and gets trampled on by her ducks)

Kotori: (goes into dance mode, and breakdances Junko to death, shooting her in the chest after.)

Hajime: NO!!!!! CHIAKI!!!!!

Me: Well, I guess that's it. (Looks over at the YanSquad) Well, they gave their efforts, so better give them a reward, huh? (goes near to them) Don't cry, you girls. You all did give your efforts.

Kaede: But, senpai.

Me: Now, I better give you 14 a reward for making a effort to oust me, huh?

Retina: Really, Master?

Me: It wouldn't hurt, right?

The persons who got shot, except for Junko: (respawns)

Hajime: (hugs Chiaki, crying)

Junko: (respawns in Minecraft) Huh. Weird.

???: Tssssss.......

Junko Enoshima exploded into bits.

Me: (gets a call from Cupa) What is it now?

Cupa: (from the phone) Junko's dead.

Me: You made yourself explode with her, am I correct?

Cupa: Yep. I'll bring her to you, after a few more explosions.

Me: (sighs then ends call) Ask or Dare. No torture dares today. We're all tired. And besides, I'm gonna need a lot of sleep the next day, because these fourteen told me that they won't let me sleep tonight. (turns off camera, before getting dragged by Kuro and Shira)

[Stuck with Soulin's Traits: 7/18]
(Three Days left. Including today.)
(Junko the Ultimate Asshole: 4/??)
(Can I do it too, Char? -Naomi :2/50)