Dare #66: Reacting, again.
Me: How stupid of me. I thought I was going to react to a Random Stuff book. Then, while lying down, I just realized. I have to react to literally random stuff! Took me two weeks to realize. Sorry, Soulin.
Togami: Because, you are on fact, more stupid than Hagakure.
Me: (gets corrupted) OMOE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!!!!
Togami: Nani???
Togami Byakuya was brutally dissected by Shironeko Hitsune.
Me: (uncorrupts myself) So, lets go?
Everyone: Yeah. (sweatdrops)
Me: First one. React to Boku no Pico.
DR Cast: Oh hell no!!
Gacha World Cast: No!!!
The rest: Nope. We're outta here.
Me: I expected that answer. (Laughs) Besides, that was just a prank. Here's the real one.
(Here's the link: )
Me: Oh my, Ohmygod, I'm gonna...... I'm gonna die!!! (Laughs so hard, is now rolling on the floor)
Naegi: I feel bad for them.
Junko Enoshima couldn't breathe.
Me: Junko died!!!
Naegi: You aren't human!!
Kaede: Senpai...
Me: (ragged breathing) So.... here is...... the second..... one.
(Link here: )
Naegi: Traps?
Luni: We have one.
Mallory: I am.
- Later.... -
Luni: Fujisaki-san is a boy???
Lilith: We thought he was a she!!
Me: We better not get into any details. And, you can just search on the Wikia, Luni.
Mei: What are you holding?
Me: Oh, this? This is called a BanScythe. An upgrade of the BanHammer, to be exact. This is more deadlier than the said weapon.
Naegi: JUST HOW MANY ANIME TRAPS ARE THERE???
Me: A lot, I tell you. Even more than on how many students were killed on the Parade.
Junko: (respawns) I'm starting another killing game!!
Me: Please don't.
- Third vid. -
(Link: )
Me: Infinite Stratos. (Laughs a bit.)
Boys: (except me) (gets a boner)
(Me: Don't even ask.)
Teruteru: (lenny face)
Shiota: (goes out from nowhere and stuffs Teruteru's mouth with stinky cheese) About time I appeared here!!
Teruteru: (was about to go to the bathroom but....) Hey these taste good. As the Ultimate Cook, I say these cheese is perfect for a new dish!!
Me: What the hell?
Shiota: I'm going to introduce myself. I'm Shiota Komaeda. The Ultimate Cyropyrotechnist. And also, Nagito's my cousin.
Me: You were supposed to appear on the second book!
Shiota: Got bored, yo!
Inferno: Don't mention it, yo!
Me: (sighs) This idiot is now part of the staff now. Hey, I just noticed! This dare is now #66! I'm gonna kill someone. (Gets the Who's Guilty slots in DR) and... (pulls lever)
Everyone: (except Soulin, Cash, Zero, Gab, and the YanSquad) (nervous)
Me: And the person executed for this dare is...... Shiota!!! Congratulations!!!!
- One execution later... -
Everyone: (terrified)
Me: (covered in blood, then licks the blood on hand) What? Mistress Arisa bit me before. Can't resist drinking blood anymore. So, as this is also included, let's move on.
Nova: Can we take a break? It's 12 AM.
Me: Sure. (Is now being dragged again by Retina and Spaz)
Spaz: We won't let you sleep tonight, Master.
Retina: You're going to have a good night, Master.
- One *ahem* night *ahem* later.. -
Kaede: I'll take over for now. The two seriously did that with senpai.
Kyoko: But why didn't we hear anything?
Kuro: Sound-proof room.
Teruteru: I should've watched it. (Lenny face)
Kaede: OMOE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!!!
Teruteru: Nani???
Teruteru Hanamura was killed by Kaede Arashino.
Shiota: (respawns) LAST VIDEO!!
(LINK: )
ONE VIDEO LATER.....
Everyone: (rolling on the ground laughing)
Shiina: (eats a bagel) Master told me this before he got a "good" time with Retina and Spaz last night that I should get the Gacha Resort cast here. So... (smashes hope button)
- Le Poof!!! -
Lucas: What in the?
Jaeselle: Where are we?
Kaede: Welcome to Ask or Dare Gacha World and Danganronpa. The Gacha World cast are over there. (Points to Luni)
Magy: Caori!! I challenge you to a fight!!! Let's see who the two of us loves Cyko more!!!
Cyko: (currently hugging Phantom) Ask or Dare!!
Mikan: Let me help you- Ah, I'm sorry!! I tripped!!
Mikan Tsumiki
Element: Light
Atk Type: Single
Leader Skill: Light HP Ultra Boost
- All Light Units +30% HP but -20% ATK
Skill: Medical Accident
- Mikan trips and falls, dealing damage to an enemy while healing the summoner.
(15 days til Christmas!!!)
(2 days til Kuro's Birthday)
Note: Just take a look at the videos yourselves. It's pretty hilarious. Also, don't get a nosebleed on the third video.
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