Dare #66: Reacting, again.

Me: How stupid of me. I thought I was going to react to a Random Stuff book. Then, while lying down, I just realized. I have to react to literally random stuff! Took me two weeks to realize. Sorry, Soulin.

Togami: Because, you are on fact, more stupid than Hagakure.

Me: (gets corrupted) OMOE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!!!!

Togami: Nani???

Togami Byakuya was brutally dissected by Shironeko Hitsune.

Me: (uncorrupts myself) So, lets go?

Everyone: Yeah. (sweatdrops)

Me: First one. React to Boku no Pico.

DR Cast: Oh hell no!!

Gacha World Cast: No!!!

The rest: Nope. We're outta here.

Me: I expected that answer. (Laughs) Besides, that was just a prank. Here's the real one.

(Here's the link: )

Me: Oh my, Ohmygod, I'm gonna...... I'm gonna die!!! (Laughs so hard, is now rolling on the floor)

Naegi: I feel bad for them.

Junko Enoshima couldn't breathe.

Me: Junko died!!!

Naegi: You aren't human!!

Kaede: Senpai...

Me: (ragged breathing) So.... here is...... the second..... one.

(Link here: )

Naegi: Traps?

Luni: We have one.

Mallory: I am.

- Later.... -

Luni: Fujisaki-san is a boy???

Lilith: We thought he was a she!!

Me: We better not get into any details. And, you can just search on the Wikia, Luni.

Mei: What are you holding?

Me: Oh, this? This is called a BanScythe. An upgrade of the BanHammer, to be exact. This is more deadlier than the said weapon.

Naegi: JUST HOW MANY ANIME TRAPS ARE THERE???

Me: A lot, I tell you. Even more than on how many students were killed on the Parade.

Junko: (respawns) I'm starting another killing game!!

Me: Please don't.

- Third vid. -

(Link: )

Me: Infinite Stratos. (Laughs a bit.)

Boys: (except me) (gets a boner)
(Me: Don't even ask.)

Teruteru: (lenny face)

Shiota: (goes out from nowhere and stuffs Teruteru's mouth with stinky cheese) About time I appeared here!!

Teruteru: (was about to go to the bathroom but....) Hey these taste good. As the Ultimate Cook, I say these cheese is perfect for a new dish!!

Me: What the hell?

Shiota: I'm going to introduce myself. I'm Shiota Komaeda. The Ultimate Cyropyrotechnist. And also, Nagito's my cousin.

Me: You were supposed to appear on the second book!

Shiota: Got bored, yo!

Inferno: Don't mention it, yo!

Me: (sighs) This idiot is now part of the staff now. Hey, I just noticed! This dare is now #66! I'm gonna kill someone. (Gets the Who's Guilty slots in DR) and... (pulls lever)

Everyone: (except Soulin, Cash, Zero, Gab, and the YanSquad) (nervous)

Me: And the person executed for this dare is...... Shiota!!! Congratulations!!!!

- One execution later... -

Everyone: (terrified)

Me: (covered in blood, then licks the blood on hand) What? Mistress Arisa bit me before. Can't resist drinking blood anymore. So, as this is also included, let's move on.

Nova: Can we take a break? It's 12 AM.

Me: Sure. (Is now being dragged again by Retina and Spaz)

Spaz: We won't let you sleep tonight, Master.

Retina: You're going to have a good night, Master.

- One *ahem* night *ahem* later.. -

Kaede: I'll take over for now. The two seriously did that with senpai.

Kyoko: But why didn't we hear anything?

Kuro: Sound-proof room.

Teruteru: I should've watched it. (Lenny face)

Kaede: OMOE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!!!

Teruteru: Nani???

Teruteru Hanamura was killed by Kaede Arashino.

Shiota: (respawns) LAST VIDEO!!

(LINK:  )

ONE VIDEO LATER.....

Everyone: (rolling on the ground laughing)

Shiina: (eats a bagel) Master told me this before he got a "good" time with Retina and Spaz last night that I should get the Gacha Resort cast here. So... (smashes hope button)

- Le Poof!!! -

Lucas: What in the?

Jaeselle: Where are we?

Kaede: Welcome to Ask or Dare Gacha World and Danganronpa. The Gacha World cast are over there. (Points to Luni)

Magy: Caori!! I challenge you to a fight!!! Let's see who the two of us loves Cyko more!!!

Cyko: (currently hugging Phantom) Ask or  Dare!!

Mikan: Let me help you- Ah, I'm sorry!! I tripped!!

Mikan Tsumiki
Element: Light
Atk Type: Single
Leader Skill: Light HP Ultra Boost
- All Light Units +30% HP but -20% ATK
Skill: Medical Accident
- Mikan trips and falls, dealing damage to an enemy while healing the summoner.

(15 days til Christmas!!!)
(2 days til Kuro's Birthday)

Note: Just take a look at the videos yourselves. It's pretty hilarious. Also, don't get a nosebleed on the third video.

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