Dare #64 (Christmas Dare #1) Snowball Fight!!!
Me: (teleports everyone to a wide, snowy place) We're having a snowball fight, guys. The winner gets to do anything they want to the losing team!! (Tethered to Kaede) So, Me, Kaede and Gab are in Team Gacha World, and Cash, Zero, The YanSquad, and Soulin, (yes you're playing too, Soulin) are in Team Danganronpa.
Luni: Why are you tethered to Kaede?
Me: Don't ask. (Mind: I hate you, Skele.) So, without further ado, let the game begin!! (throws a snowball, hitting Junko's despair face)
Junko: The Despair!!!
Luni: (throws snowball, hitting Kira)
Kira: Hey, that hurt!!!
Luni: Sorry.
Sylph: I summon the Spirit of Winter! Snowball!! (Summons Snowball, who unleashes barrages of snowballs to Teruteru)
Naegi: Hey, no fair!! That's cheating!! (dodges snowball from Evylln)
Me: I never said anything about not using skills, Naegi. (dodges Shiina's snowball)
Nagito: (throws snowball, accidentally hits Hajime's nuts.) Oops. (runs away, and gets hit by Nova's snowball barrage)
Hajime: (on his knees) Karma.
- Meanwhile, at a certain universe... -
Karma Akabane: (sneezes) Sunovabetch.
Koro-Sensei: Hey, no cussing on class, Karma-kun!!
(RL Me: (dying of laughter)
- At DR universe -
Queen Karma: (throws snowball, hits Hajime there, again)
Me: Double Karma.
Soulin: (throws a snowball, hitting Kaede's face)
Kaede: (gets knocked back and falls)
Me: (falls on top of Kaede) Stupid rope.
Kaede: (blushes like hell that the snow around her face melted)
Hajime: Triple Karma....
Claire: (Gets hit by Celestia's Attack) Oof.
Blaire: (dodges Toko's attack, then throws snowballs at Togami)
Togami: (falls to the snow) Shit.
Ellie: (gets hit by Kuro)
Ki-Bo: (watching both teams. He's a robot, so I think you'll know why)
Ouma: (makes a slightly large snowball, and hits almost 3/8 of Team Gacha World)
Gab: Payback!!! (makes the same huge-ass snowball, and directly throws it to Ouma)
Ouma: (gets hit, and K.O.)
Mikan: (drags him away from the so called battlefield)
Soulin: Here, take this, guys!! (Gets a snowball machinegun)
Me: (gets hit)
Gab: (gets hit)
Kaede: (gets hit, again) Ow....
Nagito: (gets hit by Gab) How unlucky.
- A few minutes later.... -
Ki-Bo: So, Team Gacha World wins the fight.
Me: Don't go too far with the orders, everyone. (Being dragged by Retina, Spaz and Kaede) Ask or Dare.
Spaz: (turns off cam)
- Extra -
DR cast: Up for a friendly round?
Gacha World Cast: Sure.
Cash: But no using of your skills to make it fair.
Luni: Okay.
Saiko: Then, let's go, shall we?
Shin: Yeah!!!
(Taka, the Ultimate Flirt) <4/5?>
(18 days til Christmas Eve)
(5 days til one's birthday)
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