Me: The top one is already done.

Kaede: And the two are currently having a brotalk.

Naegi: (reads dare) You sure I'm going to do this???

Me: Of course. Every single girl on the list, except the Yandere Squad. Got it???

Naegi: Okay. I'll do the SDR2 cast first.

+ A minute later.... +

Naegi: (kisses Chiaki)

Chiaki: (asleep)

+ Another minute later... +

Naegi: (kisses Mahiru)

Mahiru: Uhh... Thanks??

+ 2 minutes later.... +

Naegi: (kisses Mikan)

Mikan: Thank you??

+ 3 minutes later.... +

Naegi: (kisses Hiyoko)

Hiyoko: Ew!!! (runs off, blushing)

+ 4 minutes later.... +

Naegi: (kisses Akane)

Akane: (doesn't mind)

+ 5 minutes later.... +

Naegi: (kisses Peko)

Peko: ........

+ 5 minutes later.... +

Naegi: (kisses Sonia, on the cheek)

Gundham: (standing guard)

+ 6 minutes later.... +

Naegi: (kisses Ibuki)

Ibuki: Thanks! (Hugs Naegi)

Me: (appears) Weird ship, right Kaede?

Kaede: Right. (Hugs Shiro)

+ 7 minutes later.... +

Naegi: (hesitant to kiss Junko)

Junko: (clueless)

Me: (pushes Naegi) I need to sail the ship!!!

Naegi: What the? (Falls and kisses Junko)

Junko: (mind) Ew hope. But I kinda like it. It's despairing for him!!! (Hugs Naegi even tighter)

+ 21 minutes later.... +

Mukuro: (has accidentally seen the dare 6 minutes earlier) Naegi.

Naegi: (walks to Mukuro)

Mukuro: (grabs Naegi by the collar and kisses him)

- Uhh.... 27 seconds l8r....

Mukuro: (blushing insanely)

Naegi: (blushing insanely)

Me: (invisible) I ship it!!!!

+ 42 minutes later.... +

Naegi: (kisses Asahina)

Asahina: Thanks??

+ 12 minutes later.... +

Naegi: (kisses Celes)

Celes: ..........

+ 6 minutes later.... +

Naegi: Shiro, call Kyoko and Sayaka.

Me: With pleasure. (presses button)

- Poof!!! -

Kirigiri: Hmm?

Sayaka: Huh??

Naegi: (kisses the two)

Sayaka/Kirigiri: (kisses back) Thank you.

Me: Well. He has a harem now.

Sanae: Ask or Dare, people.

Spaz: Take this!!! (melts the camera with her flames)