Me: I'm gonna skip the first one, and I'm gonna make a separate chapter for that.

Kaede: For Mukuro!!

Mukuro: What is it?

Kaede: Kiss Naegi.

Mukuro: (blushes) OK. (leaves)

Me: (looks at the girls)

Kaede/Kuro/Kira/Sakuya: (looks back) Let's follow them.

Me: Hell yeah, shippin'!!!

+ Later.... +

Naegi: You called for me, Mukuro?

Mukuro: Yes, I did.

Me: (hiding as the ceiling) It's gonna sail!!

Sakuya: (hiding in the air vents)

Kira, Kaede and Kuro: (hiding as furniture)

Mukuro: (kisses Naegi)

Naegi: (eventually accepts)

+ A minute after... +

Mukuro: (breathing heavily)

Naegi: (same)

Me: I ship it!!! (Ninja falls to the floor)

Naegi: What the? Since when did you got here??

Kaede: Before you two kissed, so I think five minutes ago???

Me: Let's get to the third dare. (Reads it) Naegi, call your classmates.

Naegi: Why? You're gonna tell them?

Me: Relax. We won't tell. Just call them. They have a dare. Including you two as well.

+ Again!!! +

Class 78: Here we are. Why'd you call us?

Me: Ishimaru, you may go out and continue your patrol.

Taka: Okay! (Goes outside)

Mondo: Why'd you kick Bro?

Me: You guys are going to break the rules in front of him!!!

+ Do I have to say it again??? +

Class 78 except Chihiro: (in detention) F**K!!!!

Me: What did they do???

Taka: Leon broke the school windows, Naegi vandalized the hallways, Bro ran in the hallways, Celestia and the rest, (goes mad) I'm done. I'm outta here. (walks out)

Me: (reads fourth dare) Oh.

Kaede: (is with him all this time) What is the dare, Senpai??

Me: It's for me. Kindly call Kuro-nee for me. Then, both of you go to the rooftop.

Kaede: Go to the rooftop. Okay.

+ Seriously??? +
(Rooftop)

Kaede: Senpai....

Me: (kissing Kuro)

Kuro: (currently in heaven)

Kaede: Meh. It's okay if Senpai kisses one of us in the Yandere Squad.

Me: (finishes) As for the final dare, (it isn't showed above) Kaede and Kuro are going to cuddle me for three chapters.

???: (falls from a random portal) No fair, Master!!!

Me: What the?

????: (falls as well) I don't care if Master is with others, but he is ours.

Me: Retinazer, Spazmatism, weren't you supposed to be with Andrew???

Spaz: (???) But we're bored, Master. And we want to see Kaede and the others.

Me: Alright. (Idea!!!) Right timing you two. While we're gone for three chapters, can you two take over??

Kaede: Isn't Shirobot going to do this??

Me: Unfortunately, he malfunctioned a day ago. And Kazuichi and Chihiro said it will take three chapters to fix him.

Spaz: But Master, we're not going to see you!!

Me: It's just for three chapters.

Spaz: (processed) Oh. See you soon then, Master!!!

Me: (gets dragged by Kaede and Kuro) Yeah. If I ever survive.

[Cuddle time for Shiro: 1/3]

Me: Ask or Dare!!!