Me: Gawd.

Kaede: I'm just calling the first group okay, senpai?

Me: Please do.

- Later..... -

Monda: The hell do ya want?

Meadow: (Luck's real name) Did you call us?

Me: Yes. Please do this for the readers. (Shows them the first dare)

Meadow/Monda: (reads it) Okay. (Goes off to go hunting for victims)

Me: The second dare... *sneezes* I don't feel good these days.

- A few minutes later.... -

Taka: Hang out with Naomi? (points at her)

Naomi: With him?

Me: *sneezes*

Naomi/Taka: Let's go on a patrol on the school!!!! (Walks off)

Me: *sneezes* A new ship. Naomaru. Ship or Nah?

Kaede: Nope.

Kuro: Besides, all they care about is rules, school stuff, et cetera, et cetera.

Me: Makes sense. *sneezes* I'd better take a rest after this final dare. Call the reapers please. I'm gonna call Caori. (gets phone and dials 666-444-222) [Let's say that's Caori's cell #.]

- One hour later... -

Caori: Where are they? (already holding her scythe)

Kaede: They're here, senpai!!!

Phantom/Scythe/Magy: Why'd you call us for???

Me: A question before the dare. Who would you like to chase??

Reapers: Junko, Nagito and Byakuya. They're more idiotic then Gacha Salt, seriously. The weirdest idiots we'd ever met.

Scythe: The three of them, but for me, there's two more. Teruteru and someone named Monaca. I heard it from the writing prodigy.

Me: A special summon, then?

- Poof! -

Monaca: Where's Big Sis Junko?

Junko: (is alive, yet again) Uhh.... I'm here.

Nagito: Ew despair. (stays away from Junko)

Togami: The f***?

Teruteru: Why am I here? I was reading.... something.

Me: Go psycho, reapers.

The five of them: Oh f***. (Nigeruchatta) (They ran away)

Scythe: TRICK OR DIE!!!! (runs after them)

Phantom: YOUR FATES NOW BELONG TO THE REAPER. (summons reaper, and runs as well)

Magy: Ah~ This feels good. Shower me in your blood!!! (runs as well)

Caori: You guys are gonna have a bad time!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!! (Chases after them)

Me: This can get worse, can't it??? (Turns off camera)

[Mondo is a girl!!! : 4/5]
[Corrupted Shironeko: 3/4] (don't ask.) [Explanation: There is a 21.4% chance that I will not do the dare, but alter it immensely.]
(Arrival chapter of the new yandere OCs: 2 dares left [asks and self dares aren't counted.] Just for the info, It's not Sakuya.)