Dare 109b: Ahoge Fight!!
Me: Before we start, I added a new round. It's Soln vs. Midnight vs. Me vs. Cash. I also want to ask Cash on what would his skills be. So yeah. Author's Fight will be the fifth round, and I don't know if there will be a Dare 109e, which is that.
Arena: Snowy Isle
- A land where snow endlessly drops from the sky.
There are a few changes in the game tho.
- The arena is limited.
- When a person is either flown out of the arena, or steps over the line, will lose a heart.
- They have 5 lives instead of the usual 3?
- ANY weapons are available. Even the sharp ahoges of Naegi and Hajime are included.
Me: So, start the ahoge fight!!!
Everyone: (-_-")
Me: What? They all have an ahoge.
Legend: ♡-Lives left.
#%-Health Points of current life.
×-Lives lost.
[data]-effects on person
- The four start to clash at each other, with Luni suddenly using her Cyanide Blaster to Hajime, draining a bit of his HP.
(Hajime: 85% <♡♡♡♡♡>)
- While Luni is having fun attacking from above, she suddenly gets flown off the arena by Naegi throwing a rock at him. (I gave Naegi Superman's strength.)
(Luni: 0% <♡♡♡♡×>)
- Luni respawns at the middle, and luckily dodges both Akamatsu's and Hajime's attack, and the two gets hit instead.
(Hajime: 81% <♡♡♡♡♡>)
(Akamatsu: 85% <♡♡♡♡♡>)
Akamatsu: Ow!
- Naegi appears behind them, making Hajime fly a few meters, and crashing into a tree.
(Hajime: 77% <♡♡♡♡♡>)
- Akamatsu was unfazed, as her feet was rooted under the ground. (I gave her the power of nature) Now, she then wraps Naegi with thorny stems, inflicting damage to him.
(Naegi: 90% <♡♡♡♡♡>)
Naegi: Is this poison ivy?
Akamatsu: A special variant. It injects poison.
- Naegi is now inflicted with the Poisoned effect, where his health slowly drops, until the time is up.
(45 minutes later......)
(Current Stats)
(Luni: 40% <♡♡♡♡×>)
(Hajime: 50% <♡♡♡♡♡>)
(Akamatsu: 31% <♡♡♡♡♡>)
(Naegi: 10% <♡♡♡♡♡>) [Poisoned]
Naegi: How long does this last???
- He was running away from Akamatsu, who kept shooting seeds at him.
Akamatsu: About an hour. Still have 12 more minutes.
- Twelve minutes later.... He was knocked out, due to too much poison in his body, and exhaustion.
(Naegi: 0% <♡♡♡♡×>)
(Timeskip 3 hours later......)
(Current Stats)
(Naegi: 48% <♡××××>)
(Luni: 19% <♡♡×××>)
(Akamatsu: 66% <♡♡♡××>) [Confused] -Movements are reversed. When she goes left, she goes right and vise versa.
(Hajime: 30% <♡♡♡♡×>)
Me: (narrating) Naegi's on his last life!! Will he be the first loser???
- Akamatsu dodges a blast from Luni, while Naegi breaks Hajime's Ice Cage. (Hajime is an Ice Mage, and he is barechested right now. Like Gray Fullbuster from Fairy Tail)
Naegi: Lucky I'm wearing S.S. Naegi's spare jacket.
- That didn't help when he got blasted by Luni, draining his health to zero.
(Naegi: 0% <×××××>)
Me: There we have it folks, Naegi's our first loser!!!
(Two hours later.....)
(Current Stats)
(Akamatsu: 10% <♡♡×××>)
(Hajime: 7% <♡♡♡××>)
(Luni: 80% <♡♡×××>)
Me: Akanatsu and Luni each have two lives left!
- Hajime gets drained of his life, healing Luni a bit.
(Hajime: 0% <♡♡×××>)
(Luni: 87% <♡♡×××>)
Me: Nevermind. All three of them has two lives each!!!
- Akamatsu then fired green and pink seeds at the two other opponents.
Terra: Hey, that's my special skill!!!
Me: Let her use it, Terra. She's winning.
- Hajime gets relentlessly hit by the seed attack, and gets poisoned in the process.
Hajime: Darn it.
(Hajime: 84% <♡♡×××>) [Poisoned]
Shira: (taking Shiro's place) He's temporarily borrowed by HDN girls for something we don't know at all, except for Plutia smiling though. Anyways, Akamatsu is brutally finishing Hajime off!!!
- With me..... -
Me: NUUUU!!! Of all persons, why you, Iris Heart?
Iris Heart: We want to partake in this torture of yours.
Purple Heart: Enjoy this, Shiro. This is a one-time chance.
White Heart: Maybe a one-time chance.
Blue Heart: So, we're going back to Planeptune!!!
Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (gets dragged away by Nepgear and Uni)
- Back to zhe fight!! -
(Current Stats)
(Hajime: 7% <♡♡×××>)
(Luni: 80% <♡♡×××>)
(Akamatsu: 3% <♡♡×××>)
Shira: Hajime's life is on 7%!!! Lucky he has an antidote with him, huh?
- Luni sees this as an opening and attacks the both of them, while saying....
Luni: Geeeeetttttt Dunked On!!!!!
<Bleachers>
Sans: (gives a thumbs up) Nice one, Luniduck.
Papyrus: Good one, human!!
<Arena>
Luni: I'm just an AI of the real Luni.
(Hajime: 0% <♡××××>)
(Akamatsu: 0% <♡××××>)
- As the two respawned at different places, the two decided to take extreme measures. Using their skill, they made armor for themselves, with Hajime wearing Ice Armor, and Akamatsu wearing Wooden Armor, that was layered and toughened, and charged at Luni.
- Luni however predicted this, and jumped away in response.
Luni: Ha! Matrix!!
Akamatsu: What will you say about this?
- A leafy hand suddenly emerges.
Akamatsu: Sayonara!
- The giant hand flicks Luni away from the arena.
Luni: Sh*t.
(Luni: 0% <♡××××>)
Shira: They're all on their last life! Who's going to win???
- As soon as Luni respawned, she decided to go on her secret form.
Lilith: We might need Shiro after this.
- She reappeared, and instead of her usual blue hoodie, she was wearing a white one, with a duck beak on the hood.
Hajime/Akamatsu: We're f***ed up.
Luni: Yes, yes you are. Now, mah armeh! Get them!!!
A bunch of ducks started to trample the two protagonists, their armor os destroyed, and fully draining their health.
(Hajime: <×××××>)
(Akamatsu: <×××××>)
Shira: I see what you mean. I'd better-
- A runaway Shiro comes from nowhere, trips, and falls on top of Luni, accidentally kissing her.
Shira: Uhh.. Nevermind.
Shirn: So, sorry for the long delay. So much tests to do. I even have to check some testpapers. So, Luni was the Winner, followed by Akamatsu and Hajime and Naegi was the first loser.
Up Next: Luni vs. Naegi vs. Cupa vs. Retina.
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