(10:30 PM)

Me: (watching anime with Shira) Why are we watching this again, Shira?

Shira: Nothing much, brother.  I just wanted to do this, just the two of us.

(11:15 PM)

Me: I'd better call them tomorrow.

Timeskip to morning.......

Me: (wakes up, sees Shira asleep) Now that is insanely rare. She always wakes up before I do. (Carries Shira, Bridal style and goes to our room)

- Another Timeskip!!

Me: Their X can't come?

Saitama: (from phone) Yes. He's too busy, but Genos has free time, so he'll go there.

Me: Kay, I understand.

Saitama: Catch you later, Shiro. (hangs up)

Me: (goes to the portal room) So, you're already here?

Genos: I just arrived, Hitsune-san.

Me: Call me Shiro, please.

- One explanation later.....

Me: So, can you do it, Genos?

Genos: (thinks) I can do it.

Me: Good. Now to bring that despair bitch.

And yet another Timeskip, aru!!

Junko: Why am I here?

Me: I brought you here to say that I have submitted into despair-

Junko: Glad to hear that!!!

- Junko get suddenly punched, roasted and cut into steaks.

Me: Not. (smiles psychotically, and grabs a giant plate)

More Timeskips, brought to you by Monika with her hair down.

Me: Everyone, Gab asks this.

Gab: If ever aliens invaded this planet,  what would you guys do?

Chiaki/Knu: Kill them!!!

DR1 cast/S.S. Mondo: Run.

R.S. DR cast/Yansquad: (shrugs)

SDR 2/NDRv3: Try to befriend them?

Gacha World Cast: We're going by the DR 1 cast's answers.

Me: (hears something) Seems like they've arrived. Guys, meet the aliens from the planet A1Z26. Surprisingly, Karen and I understands them.

Alien 1: (Note: Translated from A1Z26 language) Hey Shiro, I heard you have human steak.

Me: I have. It's over here. (Drags plate)

Alien 2: Thanks, Shiro. We can have meals for a century.

Karen: No problem, mah friends.

The aliens leave, leaving everyone petrified.

Me: (walks away, and gets knocked out suddenly)

???: Time for my fun, Onii-chan.

(Junko the Ultimate Asshole)
[^^\/\/Will last til book 2. Everyone agreed on it.]
(Teruteru's gonna need a lot of surgeries)
(Can I do it too, Char? -Naomi :29/50)
(Tortures for Shiro: 17/30)