Me: Magy, I know you like Cyko, but what are your thoughts about Joker.

Magy: I don't know much about him as we just met, but for now, I'll just say he is mysterious. So, if you excuse me, I'll go steal my Cyko away from Phantom. (Runs away) CYKO!!!!!!

Me: And the person to be tortured today is Naegi.

Naegi: Why me?

Me: Dare: Kill Junko and Jake.

Naegi: Oh. Can I borrow your scythe, Shiro?

Later... Brought to you by Chibi Lilith and Chibi Mitsuko chasing Chibi Shiro.

Naegi: (covered in blood) Well, that felt good for once.

Me: Nein. Ask or Dare. (Straps more Fireworks to the camera) Allahu Akbhar!!!

[Stuck with Soulin's Traits: 4/18]
(Mitsuhiro, apparently. (Ship name for Me and Mitsu-nee) 5/5)
(Four Days left. Including today.)
(Junko the Ultimate Asshole: 2/??)