(Not a dare, mind you)

Me: I decided to slightly change Alyssa's name. Why? Because I found someone in real life that has the very same frisking name!!!! (Eats preheated Chicken Joy) We talked about it a day ago. And she just told me to change her last name.

Old Name: Alyssa Marie De Guzman

New Name: Alyssa Marie Pelagio
(Me: Oh. Say like if you notice it. -mumbles incoherent words-)

Me: God. The coincidences are surprising, aren't it?

(Me: Seriously. It's true. I found someone on Facebook whose name was Alyssa Marie De Guzman.)

Alyssa: (blushing) I'm Shironeko's....... sister. (tackles Shironeko) Yay!!!!

Me: Frisk, that hurts.

Alyssa: Sorry.