Flash Mob
Irene: We got another dare guys! And this time it's for everybody!
Jack: Thank goodness. The last dare was a disaster!
Nico: I know! You drew such a BIG mustache on me! Why?!?
Merida: It was my pleasure. No need to thank me.
Nico: I wasn't thanking you.
Merida: It's all good. I understand how grateful you are.
Nico: I'm not grateful!!!!
Merida: No need to get emotional.
Nico: WHAT?! I'm not gettin-
Aang: No need to fight guys! ...It was pretty uncool though.
Freddy: Yeah, seriously? My mustache won't come off.
Irene: Lolz, that was the point.
Sonic: My face won't come off!!
*Silence*
Irene: ...What?
Toph: Pfffahahaha!! ...You're welcome.
Hiro: *Smirks from the couch* Having fun with your mustaches guys?
Everyone: *Looks at Hiro*
Rapunzel: Where's your mustache?!?
Zuko: He cheated.
Hiro: Pffff, no. I just got Baymax to remove it with some specialized ink remover.
Merida: That's not fair!
Sonic: You know what's not fair? My fully black face.
Toph: *Laughs gleefully*
Hiccup: Yeah, well...Guess what? I feel the need to speak in a French accent...How messed up is that??
Aurora: Hehe...that's pretty weird.
Hiccup: Oh yeah? You wanna know what's really weird? Your frozen eyebrows.
Aurora: ...
Irene: *Looks from across the room* LOL. Nice eyebrows.
Elsa: Don't even get me started.
Gogo: Ugh, lets just do the dare guys!!
Katara: Yeah...what she said.
Jack: What is it?
Rapunzel: It says, I dare everyone to do a flash mob.
Aurora: NOOOO!!!! Oh gods NOOO!! Not a flash mob!!
Hiccup: What the heck?
Irene: Oh gods...
Aurora: ...What's a flash mob?
Elsa: *Facepalms*
Hiro: A flash mob is when people come together an-
Irene: Not another word Hiro! This knucklehead's totally joking. She knows what a flash mob is.
Aurora: ...lol
Jack: What was the point of that?
Elsa: Yeah, I agree with Jack..what was the point of that?
Aurora: Oohhh, you agree with Jack, Huh? *Wiggles eyebrows*
Elsa/Jack: Shut up!! *Freezes Aurora's eyebrows*
Aurora: Dang it!
Hiccup: Ohhhhh, so that's how you got frozen eyebrows.
Irene: Jack and Elsa. Lol, double whammy....nice eyebrows.
Katara: Oh my goodness! Enough!! *Freezes Irene's eyebrows*
Merida: Okay, we are NOT doing this again.
Elsa: Shut up! *Freezes Merida's eyebrows*
Zuko: Hold up! What's going on here??
Jack: Shut up! *Freezes Zuko's eyebrows*
Zuko: *Burns the ice off*
Gogo: I cannot believe I hang out with you people.
Toph: if anyone freezes my eyebrows, I will bury you alive.
Aang: Can we just do the dare already?!
Everyone else: Fine.
Irene: To the mall!
Hiro: Uh, I think I'll pass.
Irene: Nope. I don't think so. Let's go. *Grabs Hiro's arm and drags him out*
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*At the mall*
Hiccup: You can't just say we're using your music and everyone's supposed to agree with you!!
Freddy: My music is sooo much nicer than yours.
Hiccup: Pfff, in your little monkey dreams.
Freddy: ...I'm a bear.
Hiccup: Really? Hmm, and all this time I thought you were a monkey. Makes you wonder.
Freddy: *Sarcastic* Haha. You should be a comedian. I'm laughing. See?
Hiccup: Nope. I actually can't see. If I looked, my eyes would burn out of my head.
Hiro: Can we not go one day without you two fighting?
Merida: Why would you want that? It's free entertainment!
Gogo: I know! Seriously, where's my popcorn?
Katara: You guys are meatheads. All of you.
Irene: Thanks. I appreciate it.
Katara: No problem.
Nico: No problem? NO problem???? I, have serious problems, with you people!!! I cannot believe you dragged me here!
Rapunzel: Ahhhhh!!! Nico! Stop appearing out of nowhere!
Nico: I've been here the entire time. -_-
Hiccup: Well if you stopped being creepy in the corner, maybe we'd notice you better!
Nico: I'm a child of the underworld! Everything is creepy there! I'm like, so not creepy there, it's not even funny!
Aurora: I wanna see!
Hiccup: What? Why would you wanna go there? *Sarcastic* Your frozen eyebrows would melt.
Aurora: Bruh, take a chill pill.
Hiccup: Why? So I'll be cooler? Your frozen eyebrows already make me cold.
Aurora: Feelin' the love.
Irene: Nico! Wha'd I tell you about slipping people anger potions?!
Nico: It was Jack's idea!
Jack: Hehehe...oops.
Hiro: Well done. NOT.
Elsa: Jack! That was mean! Why'd you do that??
Aang: Yeah, no one likes an angry Hiccup.
Elsa: *Smacks Jack's arm*
Aurora: Oohhh, trouble in paradise.
Elsa: Shut up! *Goes to freeze Aurora's eyebrows*
Aurora: *Screams and jumps behind Hiccup, causing his eyebrows to freeze instead*
Hiccup: What? W-why would you do that??
Irene: Ha, NICE EYEBROWS.
Rapunzel: Oh my goodness! Irene! Say that one more time and I swear I wil-
Aang: Let's just do the dare already!!
Katara: Thank you! At least someone's reasonable around here.
Irene: Only after Nico makes Hiccup not angry anymore.
Nico: Ugh, fine. *Pulls out a small bottle* Neutralizing potion. Drink up Hiccup.
Hiccup: *Drinks the potion* Aw man. Sorry for being rude guys. You can thank Nico and Jack for that one.
Freddy: Yeah, you were pretty rude. I'm waiting for my apology.
Hiccup: In your little monkey dreams.
Freddy: The potion didn't work!
Hiccup: It did, it's just you.
Irene: Okaayyyy. Mob time!
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*Music starts playing and all of them start doing a large semi coordinated dance*
Aurora: I'm tired. Can I sit down?
Irene: No.
Aurora: But I really really want toooooo...
Irene: Too bad.
Zuko: This is so dumb.
Gogo: I can't breathe.
Merida: Stop exaggerating.
Rapunzel: Whoohoo!
Elsa: Yeah, Whoohoo! *Unenthusiastic cheer*
Jack: Ha. Lol.
Nico: *Slips on water and falls* Who put the water there?!?!
Irene: Haha, that'd be Aurora's melted eyebrows.
Aurora: Traitor. Can I sit down now?
Irene: No.
Hiccup: Just a few normal friends I ask for.
Aang: This is actually pretty easy!
Sonic: *Whishes by*
Rapunzel: Stop going so fast!!
Gogo: I still can't breathe.
Merida: Stop complaining!
Toph: Step on my toes one more time, and I swear I'll feed your innards to the spirits.
Aang: Toph! That is disgusting! And mean!
Aurora: I can't do this. *Sits down*
Irene: No!
Everyone else: *Sits down*
Irene: Look at what you've done!
*People in the mall clap because they think it's part of the show*
Hiro: Wow.
Rapunzel: I know! So easy to impress these people!
Freddy: I'm so done! I'm outta here!
Hiccup: Well, I hate to agree with Freddy...I mean really, really, REALLY hate to agree with Freddy. I hate to agree with him sooooo much-
Hiro: Okay! We get it! You hate to agree with Freddy!
Hiccup: Yeah, I really do. Anyways, I also think we should get outta here. We did the flash mob right?
Irene: Pfff, if you call that a flash mob, sure, we did.
Hiccup: Can we please go home now?
Aurora: Yeah, let's get out of here.
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*At home*
Aang: That was actually pretty fun!
Toph: Of course it was, you being the fancy dancer and all.
Aang: Just because I'm light on my feet, doesn't mean I'm a dancer.
Toph: Hey twinkle toes?
Aang: Yeah?
Jack: Don't answer to Twinkle toes! It's not manly!
Toph: Point proven.
Zuko: I'm SO done with you people. *Walks out of the room*
Aurora: You know you love us!!! *Runs after him*
Merida: Are you getting food? Wait for me! *Runs after them*
Hiccup: *Facepalms*
Aang: Wait for us!!
*Rapunzel, Jack, Elsa, Katara, Gogo, Hiro, Hiccup, Toph, and Freddy run after them*
Sonic: Coolio. Are we racing now?
I'm gonna win. Hands down. *Speeds out of the room*
Irene: ...WAIT FOR ME YOU MUTTONHEADS!! *Races after the others*
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Nico: I'm still here guys.
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Nico: Nice. Real nice.
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Nico: Feeling the love.
Well, Vote, Comment, Ask, and Dare everybody!!!
Pfff, doing the work for the others... Maybe I'll just hang out with the readers instead. Yeah...maybe...
*Shadow travels away*
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