Flash Mob

Irene: We got another dare guys! And this time it's for everybody!

Jack: Thank goodness. The last dare was a disaster!

Nico: I know! You drew such a BIG mustache on me! Why?!?

Merida: It was my pleasure. No need to thank me.

Nico: I wasn't thanking you.

Merida: It's all good. I understand how grateful you are.

Nico: I'm not grateful!!!!

Merida: No need to get emotional.

Nico: WHAT?! I'm not gettin-

Aang: No need to fight guys! ...It was pretty uncool though.

Freddy: Yeah, seriously? My mustache won't come off.

Irene: Lolz, that was the point.

Sonic: My face won't come off!!
*Silence*

Irene: ...What?

Toph: Pfffahahaha!! ...You're welcome.

Hiro: *Smirks from the couch* Having fun with your mustaches guys?

Everyone: *Looks at Hiro*

Rapunzel: Where's your mustache?!?

Zuko: He cheated.

Hiro: Pffff, no. I just got Baymax to remove it with some specialized ink remover.

Merida: That's not fair!

Sonic: You know what's not fair? My fully black face.

Toph: *Laughs gleefully*

Hiccup: Yeah, well...Guess what? I feel the need to speak in a French accent...How messed up is that??

Aurora: Hehe...that's pretty weird.

Hiccup: Oh yeah? You wanna know what's really weird? Your frozen eyebrows.

Aurora: ...

Irene: *Looks from across the room* LOL. Nice eyebrows.

Elsa: Don't even get me started.

Gogo: Ugh, lets just do the dare guys!!

Katara: Yeah...what she said.

Jack: What is it?

Rapunzel: It says, I dare everyone to do a flash mob.

Aurora: NOOOO!!!! Oh gods NOOO!! Not a flash mob!!

Hiccup: What the heck?

Irene: Oh gods...

Aurora: ...What's a flash mob?

Elsa: *Facepalms*

Hiro: A flash mob is when people come together an-

Irene: Not another word Hiro! This knucklehead's totally joking. She knows what a flash mob is.

Aurora: ...lol

Jack: What was the point of that?

Elsa: Yeah, I agree with Jack..what was the point of that?

Aurora: Oohhh, you agree with Jack, Huh? *Wiggles eyebrows*

Elsa/Jack: Shut up!! *Freezes Aurora's eyebrows*

Aurora: Dang it!

Hiccup: Ohhhhh, so that's how you got frozen eyebrows.

Irene: Jack and Elsa. Lol, double whammy....nice eyebrows.

Katara: Oh my goodness! Enough!! *Freezes Irene's eyebrows*

Merida: Okay, we are NOT doing this again.

Elsa: Shut up! *Freezes Merida's eyebrows*

Zuko: Hold up! What's going on here??

Jack: Shut up! *Freezes Zuko's eyebrows*

Zuko: *Burns the ice off*

Gogo: I cannot believe I hang out with you people.

Toph: if anyone freezes my eyebrows, I will bury you alive.

Aang: Can we just do the dare already?!

Everyone else: Fine.

Irene: To the mall!

Hiro: Uh, I think I'll pass.

Irene: Nope. I don't think so. Let's go. *Grabs Hiro's arm and drags him out*

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*At the mall*

Hiccup: You can't just say we're using your music and everyone's supposed to agree with you!!

Freddy: My music is sooo much nicer than yours.

Hiccup: Pfff, in your little monkey dreams.

Freddy: ...I'm a bear.

Hiccup: Really? Hmm, and all this time I thought you were a monkey. Makes you wonder.

Freddy: *Sarcastic* Haha. You should be a comedian. I'm laughing. See?

Hiccup: Nope. I actually can't see. If I looked, my eyes would burn out of my head.

Hiro: Can we not go one day without you two fighting?

Merida: Why would you want that? It's free entertainment!

Gogo: I know! Seriously, where's my popcorn?

Katara: You guys are meatheads. All of you.

Irene: Thanks. I appreciate it.

Katara: No problem.

Nico: No problem? NO problem???? I, have serious problems, with you people!!! I cannot believe you dragged me here!

Rapunzel: Ahhhhh!!! Nico! Stop appearing out of nowhere!

Nico: I've been here the entire time. -_-

Hiccup: Well if you stopped being creepy in the corner, maybe we'd notice you better!

Nico: I'm a child of the underworld! Everything is creepy there! I'm like, so not creepy there, it's not even funny!

Aurora: I wanna see!

Hiccup: What? Why would you wanna go there? *Sarcastic* Your frozen eyebrows would melt.

Aurora: Bruh, take a chill pill.

Hiccup: Why? So I'll be cooler? Your frozen eyebrows already make me cold.

Aurora: Feelin' the love.

Irene: Nico! Wha'd I tell you about slipping people anger potions?!

Nico: It was Jack's idea!

Jack: Hehehe...oops.

Hiro: Well done. NOT.

Elsa: Jack! That was mean! Why'd you do that??

Aang: Yeah, no one likes an angry Hiccup.

Elsa: *Smacks Jack's arm*

Aurora: Oohhh, trouble in paradise.

Elsa: Shut up! *Goes to freeze Aurora's eyebrows*

Aurora: *Screams and jumps behind Hiccup, causing his eyebrows to freeze instead*

Hiccup: What? W-why would you do that??

Irene: Ha, NICE EYEBROWS.

Rapunzel: Oh my goodness! Irene! Say that one more time and I swear I wil-

Aang: Let's just do the dare already!!

Katara: Thank you! At least someone's reasonable around here.

Irene: Only after Nico makes Hiccup not angry anymore.

Nico: Ugh, fine. *Pulls out a small bottle* Neutralizing potion. Drink up Hiccup.

Hiccup: *Drinks the potion* Aw man. Sorry for being rude guys. You can thank Nico and Jack for that one.

Freddy: Yeah, you were pretty rude. I'm waiting for my apology.

Hiccup: In your little monkey dreams.

Freddy: The potion didn't work!

Hiccup: It did, it's just you.

Irene: Okaayyyy. Mob time!

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*Music starts playing and all of them start doing a large semi coordinated dance*

Aurora: I'm tired. Can I sit down?

Irene: No.

Aurora: But I really really want toooooo...

Irene: Too bad.

Zuko: This is so dumb.

Gogo: I can't breathe.

Merida: Stop exaggerating.

Rapunzel: Whoohoo!

Elsa: Yeah, Whoohoo! *Unenthusiastic cheer*

Jack: Ha. Lol.

Nico: *Slips on water and falls* Who put the water there?!?!

Irene: Haha, that'd be Aurora's melted eyebrows.

Aurora: Traitor. Can I sit down now?

Irene: No.

Hiccup: Just a few normal friends I ask for.

Aang: This is actually pretty easy!

Sonic: *Whishes by*

Rapunzel: Stop going so fast!!

Gogo: I still can't breathe.

Merida: Stop complaining!

Toph: Step on my toes one more time, and I swear I'll feed your innards to the spirits.

Aang: Toph! That is disgusting! And mean!

Aurora: I can't do this. *Sits down*

Irene: No!

Everyone else: *Sits down*

Irene: Look at what you've done!

*People in the mall clap because they think it's part of the show*

Hiro: Wow.

Rapunzel: I know! So easy to impress these people!

Freddy: I'm so done! I'm outta here!

Hiccup: Well, I hate to agree with Freddy...I mean really, really, REALLY hate to agree with Freddy. I hate to agree with him sooooo much-

Hiro: Okay! We get it! You hate to agree with Freddy!

Hiccup: Yeah, I really do. Anyways, I also think we should get outta here. We did the flash mob right?

Irene: Pfff, if you call that a flash mob, sure, we did.

Hiccup: Can we please go home now?

Aurora: Yeah, let's get out of here.

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*At home*

Aang: That was actually pretty fun!

Toph: Of course it was, you being the fancy dancer and all.

Aang: Just because I'm light on my feet, doesn't mean I'm a dancer.

Toph: Hey twinkle toes?

Aang: Yeah?

Jack: Don't answer to Twinkle toes! It's not manly!

Toph: Point proven.

Zuko: I'm SO done with you people. *Walks out of the room*

Aurora: You know you love us!!! *Runs after him*

Merida: Are you getting food? Wait for me! *Runs after them*

Hiccup: *Facepalms*

Aang: Wait for us!!
*Rapunzel, Jack, Elsa, Katara, Gogo, Hiro, Hiccup, Toph, and Freddy run after them*

Sonic: Coolio. Are we racing now?
I'm gonna win. Hands down. *Speeds out of the room*

Irene: ...WAIT FOR ME YOU MUTTONHEADS!! *Races after the others*
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Nico: I'm still here guys.

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Nico: Nice. Real nice.

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Nico: Feeling the love.
Well, Vote, Comment, Ask, and Dare everybody!!!
Pfff, doing the work for the others... Maybe I'll just hang out with the readers instead. Yeah...maybe...
*Shadow travels away*
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