Battle of the archers
Hiccup: *Still playing Geometry Dash on Aurora's iPad*
Aurora: How much longer are you going to play games?? I want my iPad back!
Hiccup: I can't beat the level!
Aurora: Well give it to me! Let me try!
Hiccup: No! *iPad dings*
Aurora: What was that?
Hiccup: Another dare. Let's see. It says, I dare Katniss Everdeen and Merida 2 have an archery competition.
Aurora: Awesome. Rapunzel, can you go get the two archers for us?
Rapunzel: Yes, I, can. Be back in a jiffy...MERIDA!!! *Runs out of the room*
Aurora: Where is my sister?
Elsa: She's with the Freddy and Freddie and they're having a contest on pretty much everything they come across.
Hiro: I know! I've never seen such competitive people in my entire life!
Aurora: I have to go get her! She can't miss this! IRENE!!!! *Runs out of the room*
Rapunzel: *Walks back in with Katniss and Merida* Hey guys! I've got the archers!
*Merida and Katniss glaring at each other*
Merida: Like anyone could ever beat me in an archery contest, Side-braid-lady.
Katniss: Please girl. I could split your arrow like Robin Hood a hundred times over, with my eyes closed.
Merida: Well I can do all that while riding a horse!!
Katniss: Prove it!
Merida: Oh I will!
Hiccup: Ladies, Ladies! No need to fight! I'm sure you're both equally as good as the other.
Aurora: *Walks in with Irene, Freddy, and Freddie*
Irene: What up guys?
Merida: Oh nothing much...just me about to crush this competition right here! *Points to Katniss*
Katniss: You might be able to crush me, if it were a true competition. But, it's not. I'm the only real archer here.
Aurora: Ohhh, burn. You need some Aloe Vera?
Irene: *Smacks Aurora*
Aurora: Ow! What?!
Irene: *Ignores Aurora* Everybody! No need to fight, for the true archer is here! ME.
Elsa: Wait what?
Merida: I'M THE BEST ARCHER!! NO DEBATE!!
Katniss: *Scoffs*
Aurora/Hiro: *Bursts out laughing*
Hiro: Oh this is getting interesting.
Aurora: Haha, you said it.
Gogo: Well if Irene is competing too, then so am I! I am the best archer ever seen!
Irene: No! I'm not competing! I am the archer! There can only be one! ME!!
Freddy: Irene! You've never held a bow in your life!
Irene: LIES. YOU LIE FREDDY FAZBEAR.
Freddy: WELL I NEVE-
Rapunzel: Can we just do the contest!
*Silence*
Aurora: ...I'm the best archer that ever lived!!
Hiccup: *Facepalms*
*Floorboard creaks loudly, causing everyone to look at Freddie*
Freddie: *Slowly backing out the door* You guys are crazier than thirty Sams! *Screams and runs out the door*
Irene: Lol, we should probably go get him....naw. I'm staying here to watch the competition.
Gogo: What happened to being the best archer ever?
Irene: I lied.
Freddy: I KNEW IT.
Irene: Well aren't you a mister know-it-all.
Freddy: Excuse m-
Elsa: *In one giant burst, freezes everyone's eyebrows*
Aurora: .........DANGIT.
Hiccup: Ahahaha, how your eyebrows feeling Aurora??
Aurora: Shut up Hic, you've got them too!
Hiccup: Nope! See? Just one eyebrow.
Aurora: Lucky.
Katniss: *Tries to move her eyebrows but fails* This is really weird. Who thought of this strange but affective way of shutting people up?
*Everyone points to Aurora*
Aurora: Sayeth whaaaaattt? I know not of what you speaketh of.
Katniss: Hm, strange child.
Aurora: I take offense to that!! I'm not a chil- Ooh Dragon!
Irene: *Facepalms* Ignore her. She's a weirdo.
Aurora: Says the person that sleeps in the fridge.
Katniss: You sleep in the fridge?
Irene: I may or may not...on different occasions...depending on how much sugar I've eaten that day...or how much food is in the fridge...or how-
Elsa: We get it! Let's just do the competition now.
Katniss: Finally! You guys are the worst procrastinators I've ever come across!
Hiro: Aw, thank you!
Irene: Yeah, really. That means a lot to us.
Rapunzel: *Starts pushing them out the door* Okay! Seriously! To the arena!
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~At the Arena~
*Everyone but Merida and Katniss standing by the walls of the arena*
Rapunzel: Okay!! Merida! Katniss! See all those targets around the arena? You both have to hit the center as many times as you can in one minute! Merida! Your arrows are red tipped! Katniss! Your arrows are blue tipped! Got it?
Merida: Got it!
Katniss: Yada Yada Yada...
Merida: *Elbows Katniss* Don't be rude!
Katniss: Participate in the hungers games. then let's see how polite you are coming back out.
Aurora: *In distance* oohhh, burn...
Merida: No thank you.
Rapunzel: Okay! On your marks, get set, GO!
*Merida and Katniss start running around, hitting the targets as fast as they can*
Merida: *Accidentally jostles into Katniss*
Katniss: *You made me miss!! Shoots arrow over Merida's head*
Merida: Oh I know you didn't shoot that arrow at me!!
Katniss: I don't know what you're talking about! I'm too busy WINNING.
Merida: Oh yeah!? *Starts shooting arrows faster in every direction, hitting the targets*
Katniss: You'll never win!! *Starts shooting arrows faster too*
*Both shoot arrows in every direction trying to beat each other, oblivious to the cries of surprise and terror in the background (lol)*
Everyone else: HELP!!!
Rapunzel: *Screams* Minutes' up!! You can stop sh0oting now!!
*Merida and Katniss turn around to see everyone pinned to the wall by their stray arrows*
Merida: Oh my-
Katniss: -God!! *Both burst out laughing*
Merida: Ahaha! Nice shot!!
Katniss: Thank you! You too! *Merida and Katniss fist bump*
Aurora: Oh thanks guys! Feeling the love!
Katniss: Don't worry strange child! We will get you down!....Eventually!
Aurora: Did she just say eventuall-...*Hiss whispers to Irene* Irene! She said Eventually! What does that mean?!
Irene: What do you think you muttonhead?
Aurora: ...dunno...
Irene: *Facepalms
Merida: Hahaha! So Katniss. What to get some junk food and watch some t.v.?
Katniss: You're on! Sounds fun.
*Both walk out of the arena*
*Silence*
Hiro: ...Sooo...This is fun. Am right guys?
Aurora: Aahhhh!! *Starts fake crying* I'm gonna be stuck here forever! And even worse, with you guys!
Hiccup: Aw! How sweet! Those nice words make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! *Sarcasm*
Aurora: *Starts fake crying even harder*
Irene: That's fake. Those are fake tears. Stop fake crying you faking faker.
Aurora: WELL.
Freddie: *Walks by the arena whistling*
*Everyone starts yelling help at him*
Aurora: *Starts fake crying again*
Freddie: *Sees everyone yelling at him but can't hear what they're saying* AAAHHHH!!!
*Runs off at top speed*
Irene: *Whacks Aurora on the back of her head* Nice going you idiot! You scared him off with your fake crying you faking faker!
Hiccup: *Puts his face in his hands* I'm so done. Vote! Comment! Ask and Dare!!
Aurora: Awww, I wanted to say that!
Hiccup: Well if you weren't fake crying you could've.
Aurora: ...fair point.
Hiccup: *Facepalms again*
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