Galaxiecherry:
I dare you to make fun of Sans infront of Toriel.

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I'll do it for the spaghetti.

*Time skip brought to you by Gajeel-san

Hey Sans, Toriel.

Toriel: Hello Undyne.

Sans: sup.

Can I ask you something Sans?

Sans: sure.

Why do you not pick up your sock? There is mold on it, and I didn't even think that was possible.

Sans: ...what...?

And why are you fat?

Sans: ...

Toriel: My child-

Why do you always drink ketchup. It's weird and totally unhealthy. It tastes disgusting too. My spaghetti is better than that crap.

Sans: WAHT DID YA SAY?! *Gaster Blaster appears behind him*

N-NOTHING! ⊙_⊙