*pats Pap's head*
Don't worry, it's fine

Papyrus: (nervous) I fucked up, Alphys ;-;
Alphys: He'll be f-fine, Papyrus! (shaking Sans) wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up
Sans: (wakes up dizzily) Stop shaking me pls
Alphys: Oh, s-sorry! Well, that was easy...
Undyne: We've got more dares, people!
Papyrus: Thank God you're alright, brother! I was afraid you were hurt.
Sans: Nah, it takes more than that to hurt me. I'm not rattled easily~
Papyrus: (facepalm) Oh my god Sans stop.

Most of us humans do indeed love puns, Papyrus! And don't you like seeing your brother proud? That should make you want to say them more >w<

Papyrus: I love seeing the look on Sans' face when I say a bad joke, he looks so proud, but at the same time those puns hurt my soul to say. Fuck it! Sans is more important than my own emotional concerns. I'll do it.
Me: awwww best brother ever
Papyrus: Damn right ùwú✨

*double rock symbols with Undyne*

Undyne: YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!

*claps* TAKE A BOW, PAPY, TAKE A BOW!

Papyrus: (bows) uwu
Sans: (claps)

CHARA YES

Chara: ;3
Coco: (ded)

Good, being honest is the best ^^

Grillby: Honesty is the best policy.

(hugs Azzy, crying a little)

Asriel: Hehe, I missed you all! 💚

*ships casually*

Undyne: (slams fist on table) SANSBY IS LIFE

YOU TWO! YOU BOTH LIKE EACH OTHER! JUST — GAH! Grillby, are you hearing this?! Sans likes you... YOU'VE GOT THIS IN THE BAG, MAN!

Grillby, if you want to seriously ask him out, wait until it's night. Sans loves stars. Go stargazing with him before popping the question. I have a feeling Sans might like it ^w^

Grillby: Great idea, you're a genius! And thanks for the encouragement! ^^

*internal fangirling from how adorable Tori is*

Toriel: You think I'm adorable? Thank you, my child! 💚
Asgore: (dying of cuteness)
Toriel: Um, Gorey?
Asgore: I'm fine! ^-^

~FLOWEY, KISS TEMMIE!!

*coughs*
*shoves Tem towards Flowey*
She got a crush on "Floe", dude

Flowey: R-really?! T-this better not be a prank! ò\\\\\\\\\ó
Temmie: Tem think Floe is coot! (kisses his forehead) Mweh ❤️
Flowey: (blushes and kisses her on the nose) Y-you're okay, I guess... baka...

UNDYNE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RN FOR SAYING THAT!
And I'm sorry, Sans, but you dying laughing from your brother was adorkable. You're like an itty bitty baby kitty...
Wait, if I call Sans a kitty, and Paps a pupper... *gasp* TOGETHER THEY MAKE A CATDOG, AKA TEMMIE!

Sans: Heh, it's no problem! I am a bit of a dork sometimes.
Papyrus: Sometimes?
Sans: Hey!
Papyrus: You are always a big dork! (picks him up and hugs him)
Sans: Heh, love you too, bro!
Undyne: Mind. Blown. And thank you! uwu

Okay Asriel, now we just need to ask Frisk how they feel and set y'all up... maybe you can go on a double date with Chara and the chocolate... if the chocolate is still there...

~I dare Kitty to plan a funeral for the chocolate bar.

Me: Here lies Coco the Chocolate Ba—
Chara: (still eating chocolate)
Frisk: CHARA THAT IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO THE DECEASED!
Chara: It's a fucking chocolate bar, Frisk.
Coco: (wakes up) THAT'S MY SECOND COUSIN YOU'RE EATING, HENRY THE HERSHEY
Henry: (UNHOLY SCREAMING)
Everyone: TALKING CHOCOLATE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Papyrus: ...am I high right now? Or is everyone actually screaming at a talking Hershey's Kiss?
Sans: No, they're actually screaming.
Papyrus: This is fucking weird, this book is so fucking weird...
Me: (stops screaming) I know! :D (keeps screaming)

AHHHHHH
Srsly blooky you're one of my favourite monsters

Blooky: oh........ i'm your favourite.......? That's really sweet...... thank you......

Undyne are you aware of the fourth wall

Undyne: That broke a long time ago.

Sorry Papyrus, I knew someone would try that. But if it makes you feel better, the incoherent babbling and the blush was cute.

Papyrus: T-thanks... ^^

~Asriel, kiss Frisk!
~Sans and Alphys, kiss! That goes for Papyrus and Undyne, too! I am still not sorry! >:3

Undyne: Alright... hey Papyrus!
Papyrus: (turns around) Oh, hi Undyne! What do you need?
* Undyne gives Papyrus a peck on the cheek.
Papyrus: (light blush) Nyeh?
Undyne: I-it was a dare. (slightly embarrassed)
Papyrus: O-oh, that's fine! ^^
Asriel: (quickly kisses Frisk and runs away flustered af)
Frisk: (blush) oh...
Alphys: E-er... (walks up to Sans)
Sans: (already knows what's going on and kisses her) uwu
Alphys: (mental breakdown) hhhhhhhhhhhh omg o\\\\\\\\o
Sans: Heh. She'd do that if anyone kissed her.

~Summarize Toriel and Asgore's relationship with a picture.

Me:

~I dare the skelebros to google Sans Fangirls. I'm not sorry.

Me: You will both be dearly missed.
Papyrus: You don't need to say sorry! It can't be that bad! ^^
* They google it.
Sans: oh ._.
Papyrus: Ummmm... what.
Sans: What the fuuu...
Papyrus: I don't even wanna know. They, uh, certainly interpret you very differently, brother... especially this pink cat... what the actual fuck is that, cats aren't pink...
Sans: You don't know the half of it... (shudder)
Me: Gonna go drown myself brb, the cringe is real (leaves room)
* Ten seconds later...
Toriel: Kitty, my child, please don't drown yourself in the kitchen sink...
Sans: o-o Oh jesus, a lot of people seem to like me... like, a lot... what do you people see in this? (points to himself) I'm a damn skeleton, no human parts goin' on here. And magic doesn't work that way. I don't even care what I wear half the time. What do people see in me that they draw such, uh, I'm not even gonna try to describe this...
Papyrus: Brother, believe me. You have a lot of redeeming qualities. But this... I think we can both agree that this is just overkill.
Sans: Yeah, that about sums it up.
Chara: (walks in) Hey guys, what's going on?
Sans: Don't look at the computer. Some asker dared us to look at fangirls on Google Images.
Chara: Too late! (looks at screen) ...
Papyrus: He warned you.
Chara: (deep breath) YOU CAN'T FUCK A SKELETON.
Sans: FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
Papyrus: What does that mean?
Sans: shit... welp I'm not explainin' it (runs away)
Chara: COMEDIAN!!! (runs after him)
Papyrus: (cocks head innocently in their direction) I'm so confused...

~Everyone play Spin the Bottle! I WILL NEVER BE SORRY!!! >:3

* Kitty sets a bottle on the floor, then makes everyone sit in a circle.
Me: Chara, you first!
Chara: Aight! (spins bottle, it lands on Frisk) Oh, er, okay... (kisses Frisk on the cheek)
Frisk: uwu✨
Chara: (blush) Never make me do that again. Frisk, your turn.
Frisk: (spins bottle, it lands on Temmie) oh, okay! ^-^ (kisses Temmie on the cheek)
Temmie: Hooman coot! >w<
Alphys: New crackship...
Temmie: (spins bottle, it lands on Papyrus) (face flushes pink)
Papyrus: Temmie? Are you alright?
Sans: I think we found Temmie's second crush~
Temmie: T-Tem fine! (not fine)
Me: JUST DO IT ALREADY
* Temmie kisses Papyrus on the nose, then pulls away, embarrassed.
Papyrus: Nyeh! ^-^ (spins bottle, it lands on Mettaton) Oh hell no.
Sans: Re-spin, re-spin!
Me: Re-spin approved! >~<
Mettaton: AM I THAT BAD???
Sans: YES
Mettaton: r00d ;-;
Papyrus: (re-spins, it lands on Asriel) Alright! (kisses Asriel on the forehead)
Asriel: (smiles and spins the bottle, it lands on Toriel) Hehe! (kisses her cheek) Love you mom! (hugs her)
Toriel: (chuckles a bit) I love you too, my child. (spins bottle, it lands on Grillby)
Grillby: (wasn't paying attention)
Toriel: (kisses his cheek) Maybe pay attention to the game, Grillby?
Grillby: (light blush) Oh, yes, of course... (spins bottle, it lands on Sans) (heart stops)
Sans: (blushes)
Me: SHIP
Undyne: SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX
Papyrus: (laughs)
Grillby: I hate you all ò\\\\\\\\\\\ó
* Grillby leans towards Sans, but he beats him to it and kisses him first.
Undyne: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Asriel: SHIP IT
Sans: Shut up! -\\\\\\\\\-
Grillby: (blush intensifies)

Me: We'll continue the game another time! Leave more comments!